u/DiHard_ChistmasMovie

We were a couple of towns over driving to her next away softball game. She's 10, and plays in junior league girls softball.

We pass by one of the older 70's/80's McDonald's with the outdoor playplace, with all the characters. She recognized Ronald, but that was it. She didn't know the others even existed, so I started explaining who everyone else was the best I could remember.

When I'm finished, she looks at me with a straight face and says; "Do you think Mayor McCheese had a 'beef' with the Hamburgler"?

Dammit kid. All these years, that one was right there. How did I not see it?