u/Diacetyl-Morphin

My fellow degenerates, it's time for a new bender for me. Guess i'll document it, to leave the historical events for the historians to write it down in the books later.

Anyway, i got up 6am, now it's 10am and i'm already hammered. Started casually drinking with some liquor in my coffee, then some beers and a few shots. Took 30mg valium and smoked a bong. So, there i just made the decision "It's time for a new bender".

Deleted my schedule for the next week, wrote some excuses to the people why i can't meet them today. A friend had invited me to an event in the evening and some beers afterwards, but i'll instead just hanging around at home, with all the curtains closed.

The fridge is full of beer and the liquor cabinet is full of vodka. My med cabinet is full of valium and rohypnol. My 50 gr tobacco dose has no tobacco in it anymore, but is filled with weed. But i also got several cigarette cartons full of packages.

So... let the games begin. Let's drink. Let's smoke. Let's get hammered with the benzos.

I'll keep you updated, how it goes. Let's see how far i can get this time. Let's see how long i can flood my body with benzos, before i stumble and hit the floor head-on. Let's see, how long it takes until i crawl on all four on the ground.

So, for some topic for discussion: Am i the only one here that likes to combine benzos with booze? Did you ever do it? If so, how fucked did you get? Did you fight four cops at once while shouting "I AM CORNHOLIO!!!" ? Did you lose entire days, like i did when i combined whisky with roofies?

Chairs!!!

First, glad i'm back, i was banned from reddit for a while. My dark humor and the lack of political correctness don't go well in every situation.

Anyway, today is the feast of ascension, which is a holiday. Like always, i forgot about it and every fucking store is closed. I'd need to go a long way to the next gas station, but... in his wisdowm, when Jesus ascended to heaven, he said "we'll deliver the booze right to your doorstep!"

So i'm waiting for my pizza and my alcohol.

My dog is probably more looking forward to the pizza, he goes crazy when he smells some good food.

What did i want to say? Oh, yeah, booz delivery is great. You just sit comfortable at home and wait for the delivery. Smoking cigarettes and drinking the last vodka i have left before the reinforcements arrive.

Chairs!!