The Crows Will Conquer Us All
In various European mythos, crows are harbringers of fate, avatars of hidden wisdoms and the ears and eyes of the gods. In Japan, crows are rats with wings.
Today the super chill neighbor rang my doorbell early in the AM, and told me that the crows got into the garbage.
Our garbage was in a can with a sliding/locking mechanism to prevent this very kind of thing. But somehow the crows were able to twist the thick, heavy lid off a garbage can (15+ degrees turn!) while standing on it. Luckily they didn't like anything in the can so it wasn't a mess (the lid was in the street, hence the neighbor giving me a heads up), but just baffling that my anti-crow garbage can was crow'd.
I was told that neighbors have taken to setting a brick on top of their locking garbage cans. I'll do that, but imagine that it's just a matter of time before 5 crows figure out if they work together they can push it off. Or maybe we'll see some yard-monster swole crows in the near future that can knock that shit right off the can with their beaks.
I secretly love my flying rat bros, and smile when I hear them cawing at sunset. But one day they will rule us. I hope they remember that I was kind to them.