u/Diet_Coke

POV: the nerdy kid from Reston moves to Richmond to go to VCU and assimilates with our culture

u/Diet_Coke — 30 days ago

When you successfully give directions using only closed businesses as landmarks

u/Diet_Coke — 1 month ago

Richmond Patch Notes v26.07

We apologize for any service interruptions and hope that they were brief and caused only minor inconveniences. Our team worked hard to address common feedback and pushed several updates over night:

  • Increased humidity by 18%.
  • Francine spawn rate unchanged.
  • Added three new breweries to former industrial buildings.
  • Moved one festival to the same weekend as four other festivals.
  • Fixed issue where newcomers could identify neighborhood boundaries.
  • Oregon Hill bear encounter now classified as a seasonal event, will drop better loot.
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u/Diet_Coke — 1 month ago

I know there have been suspicions, but it wasn't u/johntwit that did the graffiti. If it had been, it would've looked like this

u/Diet_Coke — 2 months ago

How it feels to be okbuddyrva lately

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering bans astride from post to post;

Here at our downvote-washed, meme gates shall stand

A mighty woman with an updoot, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows city-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin memes frame.

“Keep, ancient subreddits, your daily posts!” cries she

With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to post free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

u/Diet_Coke — 2 months ago

My immune system after a summer of accidentally occasionally drinking James River water

u/Diet_Coke — 2 months ago

Lee's Chicken was better before the renovations when they had the spicy recipe

u/Diet_Coke — 2 months ago