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Me: (general resting bitch face while waiting)

KFC Cashier: (loudly to a friend in the prep area behind her) Ugh, I'm right drove with that show-off, Abby, she thinks she's so hot always sashaying around in front of Darren wearing only a TOWEL!

Friend in the Back: Right? She's always been a hussy, and I'll tell you another thing about her, hold on a second...

Me: (desperately wanting more of this gossip, but I now have my order and I can't justify continuing to hang out by the counter like a weirdo)

Gorgeous Girlfriend: Hmmm, I still would.

Super good looking couple in front of me, as they were leaving a screening of "Midsommar" in 2019

Blond Teen Boy: So then, I kissed her, and I put my hand on her chest like this (places hand near his neck). She wouldn't let me go any further, but it was still pretty sweet!

Brunette with Bangs Teen Boy: Nice one, bro! You got tit adjacent!

My boyfriend: (snickers and whispers to me) Wait 'til he discovers under the shirt and over the bra, aka First and a Half Base.