I took an edible and I’m looking for a chaperone to keep me company. 😋
I am your standard issue babygirl. Whimsical, charmingly autistic, occasionally off puttingly autistic, very feminine, a little bit spicy - one might even use the word bratty. 👀
I’m a big girl. Plump if you will. Thick thighs, tummy, full titties, round ass. Super long brunette hair. I’ve needed a haircut for a long time now. Green eyes. Pale complexion.
I’ve got iPad friend brain so you’ll have to use your noodle to craft up an enticing first message to grab my attention. Like a shiny thing for a crow. Or a hot roast beef sandwich for a gas station parking lot cat. Here kitty kitty. 🐈⬛
Please be 25+. I do enjoy people that are able to hold conversations about a multitude of topics. Sometimes spicy, sometimes not. Yunno, cats, dinosaurs, data analysts and why they’re always hot for some reason.
I just really want to yap.