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Be my pocket boy so I can practice my English

Yes, I have an accent. Maybe if you’re funny enough, you’ll eventually hear it. My English is perfectly fine, I promise, I just need more practice . What I’d really like is someone I can talk to often, slowly get to know, and actually discover the person behind the screen instead of collecting another empty conversation that goes nowhere

I’m average height, have pretty eyes that I’m admittedly a little too aware of, and I can talk a lot when you give me something interesting to work with. Silence is cute sometimes, but if your entire personality is “wyd,” we may have a small problem 

Lately I’ve been into books, gaming, movies, and anything with a slightly dark or gothic atmosphere. Dark romance is definitely my weakness, especially when the fictional men look like they could be a legitimate threat to society. Apparently my type is “could probably kill me, but has a pretty voice.” Very healthy, very reasonable, absolutely no concerns here

My music taste is pretty all over the place, but rock and country have a special place in it. Concerts are one of my favorite ways to spend an evening, so if live music is your thing too, there’s a decent chance I’ll eventually decide we need to go to one together ( I’m on the West Coast, by the way )

I like to be playful and absolutely enjoy pushing buttons, so having your own personality and your own voice matters to me. Don’t just agree with everything I say because you’re trying to impress me. I actually like a guy who can stand his ground, tease me back, and tell me when I’m being ridiculous. Although, admittedly, I also enjoy taunting boys a little when I know I can make them flustered

Age-wise, I’m interested in someone 23-50. MoreI want someone who actually enjoys talking and getting to know each other. I’m not looking to rush anything, but I also don’t want to spend three weeks exchanging polite small talk

And since apparently getting to know me normally would be far too easy, let’s make this interesting.

Two lies and one truth. Choose carefullyyyyy:

1. One day I decided I was perfectly qualified to pierce my own ear.
2. Skydiving has somehow made it onto my list of things I’ve actually done.
3. Several days were once spent wandering through the Sahara Desert.

Go on, detective. Let’s see how confidently you can be wrong

+ Tell me something that’ll give my smart mouth something to bite back at. Don’t disappoint me💋

Hi there!

I’m a 29 year old, female, looking for an online connection. I’d love to chat and get to know some new people.

A little about me - I love to read, crochet, and bake in my free time. I just taught myself how to crochet about two-ish months ago. I recently got into baking sourdough bread and I play way too much Animal Crossing. I also love music, all kinds. I mean it when I say that! My top artists right now are probably Tyler Childers, Rainbow Kitten Surprise, and The Avett Brothers. Also a huge Rap & RnB fan. I own a small portrait business - think family photo album photos, but better! I absolutely love to be creative and artsy in any ways that I can. I thrive when I can use my mind for creativity. I have over 30 houseplants that I love dearly. 420 friendly! Also a dog and cat mom.

Physically, I’m 5’9, reddish hair, green/blue eyes, and on the curvier side!

I would love to find a fit, tall man between the ages of 25-35 to chat with about everything and nothing. Bonus points for tattoos!

If you’ve made it this far, respond with your favorite color, age, and a fun fact about yourself! Bonus points for a song recommendation.

*must be willing to share a photo of yourself rather quickly* I like knowing who I’m chatting with.

*If you are only looking for NSFW chat, kindly move along.*

I hope to hear from you soon! 🫶🏻

As the title says. Lately marriage has been a void. I am the provider. I own my own business. But, I am not being put before the children, the pets, the tv shows, the doom scrolling, etc.

Don't get me wrong. I help around the house. I cook. I clean. Do things that I'm asked to do in a timely fashion. Don't wait weeks. Do things before 1 am asked to do them.

Theres no intimacy. Trust me I have tried. I'm not even talking about just sexual intimacy either. Which that's non existent also. I don't think she's cheating. Who knows in today's world.

I have always loved getting to know people. I like carrying on conversations. If you are a female and want to talk to someone who doesn't send one word replies and can carry on a conversation, shoot me a message.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

About me: I am 6' 195lb, white, brown hair, green eyes, semi athletic.

Tag says NSFW. Can be SFW or NSFW

Hello all, my name is Jay and for the longest time, I've been looking for meaningful connections on here that could evolve into something more. Ultimately, I would like a Partner I could share my life with, but I know a connection like that cannot be built overnight.

I would like to find someone I could build that intimate connection with over time, so if you are a Female (or someone with those parts) over the age of 23 (a little lower is okay if you think we could connect well), please give my profile a look over and reach out to me!

A few other things that would help us connect--

• I like Nerds, so feel free to speak to me about whatever nerdy interest you have whether it be games, Anime, comics, films, any walk of nerddom, no warning required. I have a great love for JRPGs, Roguelikes, or anything with a good story.
• If you like Pokemon, we will 100% be friends.
• New England is preferable, but I am not opposed to making connections from anyone in the world. Even moreso if we have different cultures, as I'd love to be able to learn from you!
• I'm a Dom-Leaning Switch who has only ever been in the Dom role. If you are a Sub or a Sub-Leaning Switch, I would love to, well, Switch it up with you on occasion and I would love to be able to grow and learn about kink with each other.
• I am an abuse survivor, who has gone through a lengthy healing process. Of course healing isn't something that ever just stops, so I would appreciate it if you were understanding at least of Mental Health struggles.

If you have read my post all the way through, please include the keyword Bangarang in your message to me! This is to weed out those who genuinely want to get to know me from the people insincere.

Gimme a listen for a giggle :)

Back again with another rinkydink post while I struggle to keep myself entertained.

I'm going into this with zero expectations of what will come out of this, outside of the hopes that you also like voice notes and calls. I am an audiophile and I thrive off of hearing people's voices, be it their tones, inflections, and/or emotions. Please indulge me and send me a voice note back.

Open to long-term or short-term, though I do like the idea of finding someone who could stick around. You could be my next partner-in-crime or my absolute soulmate. You could be my zombie apocalypse survival partner (see previous post) or my novel worthy archnemesis. Hopefully, you would be my best friend. Come find out with me?

Why I would make a wonderful addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funny. Kinda.
• ⁠I'm a ginger. 'Nuff said.
• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, which were all drunkenly obtained while dressed as some sort of creature. See audio clip for a funny story if you haven’t already.
• ⁠I have two adorable cats that looove attention. If you have pets, I demand the pet tax. Please.
• ⁠I write stories and own way too many costume props. Yes I will try to dress you up for a fair.
• ⁠I will wholeheartedly support and encourage any questionable decisions, like getting that tattoo you keep wavering on. Fuck, I'll get it with you.
• ⁠I am kinda short and know that I can fit into my Subaru's trunk space. As can a 6'2" man - this was a deciding moment for me when buying my car.
• ⁠I will put your ex's name into a jar and launch that bitch into a swamp. Hence me being whimsy AND spooky.
• ⁠I am a kinky fucker who is into BDSM. Guess my role and I'll give you a smooch.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we are all adults here. And because I really like using the word Fuck.

Why would you not like me?

• ⁠Fuck Trump and his fascist cult.
• ⁠I do not want kids.
• ⁠I am more of a plus size girly - while it is something I am working on, I understand my body type is not for everyone.

There's plenty of other reasons to talk, or not to talk. If I caught your interest, great. Hopefully the little voice message was fun to listen to while you were reading along. If it was, I can't wait to hear from you.

If you do message me though, please include info about yourself, including your age. None of that copy/paste or one line bullshit. In fact, tell me your funniest personal story. If you don't, I reserve the right to roast the shit out of you.

If not, all is well. Happy Redditing!

Hey hey, I've recently acquired a new job where I'm working overnights. It was a massive upgrade financially and I'm enjoying it, but has left me in a weird spot where, when I'm not working, I'm up late by myself to maintain my sleep schedule with all my friends asleep. For reference, my schedule is 10:45pm-7am EST sunday night - friday morning, so me "weekend" is friday and saturday.

So here I am, looking for someone cool to spend time with and have fun. Whether that's gaming, watching things together, late night philosophical discussions, parallel play, or just us vibing in voice chat doing our own thing.

I'm pretty relaxed and can be goofy when I'm comfortable, though I'm a bit introvert and occasionally shy at times. I'm a good listener, and while I enjoy a good debate, I'm not the type to go out looking for them in all things. I have a pretty big Left lean politically so I don't think I'll get along well with anyone that's super conservative. I'd prefer another nerd and someone that is assertive/good at communicating what they want because, well, I'm awful at reading people (especially new people) and a bit nerodivergent.

Hobby wise, I enjoy reading and writing (big fan of lore/worldbuilding), learning new things, gaming, honestly I'm just a massive nerd in general. Might be interested in giving video editing a try too!

I have and enjoy a wide array of games, ranging from league to survival crafting games and rts. I'd love to find someone to play BG3 with (i still havent finished it yet I KNOW). I'm super open to trying new games too! My main game is Path of Exile(1 and 2), it's a bit of a hyperfixation and I will gladly yap for 3 hours about it and stream for you if you'd like. Movie nights are fun too, show me your favorite?

I am currently single and open to flirting/banter and potentially more if we click, however I'm not coming into this looking for anything specific aside from some company, I'm more of a "lets see how it goes and if we vibe we vibe" kind of person. Though I'm definitely not afraid of anything nsfw.

Anyways, I've yapped enough, shoot me a message and lets chat! I'll be here all night :)

​

Hello! I hope you are having a lovely whatever time of day it happens to be for you. I'm searching the vast web for people I can chat with and submerge myself into when the surface of every day life rises a little too high. Okay real talk—I'm a socially anxious gal who enjoys talking to people, but tends to get scared whether it's online or in person. The amount of times I've been drunk and can socialize fine enough to the point where people want to be my friend, but then I get sober and I can't get the balls to talk to them? TOO MANY. I don't have much of that problem when it comes to online, but hey here's to exposure therapy eh?

Anyways, I love goofing around, sharing a good laugh, or an introspective thought with another person (yeah preferably you're a person, my cat has occupied the non-human spot for companionship). My current (and let's be honest) main obsession right now is defending my favorite fictional serial killer: John Kramer. I am absolutely in love with the SAW franchise, but surprisingly not that much of an actual horror girlie. I also enjoy playing video games, mostly RPGs, The Sims, and a specific visual novel called Our Life: Beginning and Always. I also enjoy a lot of coming of age shows and movies, the type of media that hits your heartstrings and makes you go "shit...." on the flip side I love romance movies/tv shows and my all time favorite is Bones. I've been watching it since I was a kid and will be watching it until I'm senile then dead.

I tend to fixate on things and have specific restricted interests, but I'm always willing to go out of my comfort zone for those I care about when they want to share something they enjoy with me. Although I haven't watched much in a while, I do have a love for anime, typically shojo based ones (romance special interests hits hard there).

When I'm not nerding out over the previous things, I'm being passionate about writing (currently fantasizing about being passionate about writing, writer's block is a bitch). I love writing poems, fan fiction (who said that?), and one day aspire to be a romance writer (go figure). Oh well, I can't think of what else you'd want to know so maybe just ask so we can get to know each other :>

If you've read this mess all the way through, tell me your favorite character you like to defend or an accent you like to do.

Hope to talk to you soon

Posting again because my DMs were closed last night 🤦‍♀️. Feeling super silly typing this, but life is about doing silly things in a serious way and praying for the best, right? I hope you don't mind reading, because I think this will end up way longer than I planned, but let's go! :)

​Firstly, I want to clarify that I only tagged the post as online because I'm open to long distance at first, followed by visiting/relocating to you eventually if things work out. That said, I truly intend to have a real, in-person relationship. If you are looking for casual relationships or FWBs, I'm not your girl, sorry. I'm genuinely looking to fall in love, get married, raise cute little kiddos, and eat raw cookie dough even when we know we shouldn't...

​A little (lot) about me: I am a 28-year-old woman who's educated and fairly sane so far. And by educated, I mean that I graduated with honours, but math still makes me want to cry, so you will be in charge of teaching our kids that subject, sorry! I spend a lot of time cooking, baking, and watching culinary shows. I've been binging early 2000s cooking shows (Nigella Lawson, Jamie Oliver) on YouTube, and they bring such a nice, comforting vibe. One of the things I want to incorporate in our future house is a shelf in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. Speaking of a future house, interior design is another passion of mine. While I didn't go to college for it, I truly enjoy browsing classic and new design trends, rearranging rooms, and decorating for holidays or when hosting family and friends. I have a great relationship with my family and regularly inflict my baking on them for their birthdays.

​I have other interests, too. Reading, for one. Very few things beat getting lost in a bookshop for a couple of hours surrounded by the scent of new pages. Fashion, but with a softer approach. I love delicate lingerie and sleepwear, and I have a growing collection of lace, see-through, whimsical pieces. Every night, I take a few moments to do my skincare, slip into pretty sleepwear, and get into bed with a cup of tea. My favorite body lotion scents are vanilla and coconut. I love soft white sheets, fresh flowers around the house, candles, pillows everywhere, and natural wood accents.

​This is getting long, I'm rambling! What else? I'm petite with curvy. I exercise almost every day, and my eating habits are pretty healthy except for desserts (I can never turn down dessert). I have caramel-colored skin, coffee-brown eyes, and dark hair. I think beauty is subjective, but I feel confident in my own skin. Personality-wise, I tend to be easygoing, playful, and maternal, but also loyal and protective. I love good conversation, but I value quiet downtime, too.

​What I'm looking for: someone serious and committed to building a relationship. Loyal, honest, affectionate, and excited about being a husband and father one day. Someone who won't mind my ramblings, will be my official recipe taste-tester, and wants a partner in crime for late-night desserts. Someone who values their physical health, is protective, and wants me completely.

​Message me if any of this resonates with you.

Edit: Hey, guys, sorry if I'm taking a bit to reply. I promise I will reply to everyone, but I got over 100+ DMs and I'm trying to give each one of you a proper reply.

Yo, this is Marty. I'm a 38 year old IT guy former Marine from the Midwest looking for a relationship. I like computers, dogs, guns, anime, ancient history, and long walks on the beach. I'm 5'7" and 120 lbs with blue eyes and ginger hair. Looking for a girl that's hopefully local, but LDR if you live in North America is cool, who would like to someday start a family. We can chat for a while, see how we mesh or play some coop games to get to know each other.

I have pics pinned in my profile. For an ice breaker, try telling me about the last book you read or game you tried.

There’s a certain kind of chemistry you can’t really force. Sometimes, a complete stranger just happens to become your favorite person to talk to, and suddenly you’re wondering when you can talk to them again. I’m looking for a little bit of that.

A little about me: I enjoy playful banter, teasing that stays fun, long conversations that somehow turn into hours, and people who can make even the most random topics interesting. I like connections that feel easy and natural, the kind where you look at the clock and wonder where the time went.

I’m drawn to someone confident, emotionally mature, curious, and comfortable being himself. Someone who knows what he wants, but isn’t afraid to laugh at himself along the way.

And please, give me something more interesting than just a hi. Tell me a weird fact, a random thought, your current obsession, or something you could talk about for hours. Bonus points if you’re up for a call because I’ll take a good conversation over endless texting any day.

Let’s see if we click. Worst case, we get a good conversation out of it. Best case… well, I guess we’ll find out. :)

I've got a lot of time on my hands and really enjoy chatting. I like learning about new things, making stupid jokes, just going on about whatever really. I'll never hit you with a single word response I like to expand and inquire about more.

You can see what I look like on my profile. I fucking love cats. I read a ton of SFF. I like to workout, I like to swim. I play video games. I work in IT. I enjoy dancing in the kitchen to a song in my head. If I don't pluck it I've got one hell of a unibrow. I make my own beef jerky. I enjoy cooking and my favorite dish to cook is Chicken Parmesan. I like to fantasize in life about what could be and have vivid daydreams of a possible life where all kinds of different possibilities are available.

If this sounds good to you, hit me up!

They say a man’s life expectancy increase plenty once they find a woman (while women’s unchanged lol). Honestly, I see that. While I am decent at taking care of others, sometimes I just need someone to politely tell me “hey, how about [insert commonsense here]”. And I generally comply like a good school boy.

A bit lengthy, sorry.
Starting online, but ideally, I’d like to move this in person as soon as things kick off

About me
I left home really young, I am well travelled, well dated, progressive European guy, with tons of hobbies, looking to find someone to laugh with and at me for… life???

The boring but necessary:

• White, EU Citizen
• Speak a few languages
• 183 cm/6 feet tall (please know metric😅)
• Fairly slim, tho quite fit
• Light brown full head of hair (About medium length)
• Brown Eyes
• I’m told I’m attractive, (let's exchange selfies!)
• Almost a year single
• Atheist
• I want kids (flexible on modalities and numbers)
• Financially: fine enough (but definitely not your ticket out)
• Don’t smoke nor drink (I don’t judge either!)

I am ambitious (tho don’t take myself too seriously), very honest, sensitive and empathetic. I can be hosting and partying hard, or wanting some chill alone time. Sporty and running around all the time, but also spend all day home staring at screens. Productive and successful, or totally dysfunctional and an absolute slug.

I don't expect a partner to complete me, and I'm not looking to become someone's entire world either. My life is already pretty full and I like who I am. I think I’d like to be there for someone that I genuinely admire and love.

Hobbies!
I love running, hiking, diving, climbing, urbex, racket sports, yoga and anything that will allow me to run and jump around really. 😁

I also love boardgames, videogames, tv series (mostly dramas, but also romance, thrillers, crimes), karaoke, improv, stand up comedy, writing and tryna read a bit more too

I have a motorcycle and absolutely love driving it around.

I am also very clean, enjoy doing the dishes, cooking, and I am a bit of a housewife.

I definitely wanna get a cat once I stop moving, but I can hardly refrain myself from petting any fluffy creature I come across.

I am not super active on socials.
My feed is mostly made of: Geopolitics, self-improvement, economics, AI slop, cats, urban development, dumb gameplays, tech and improv

I feel very strongly about social justice and do not take kindly to racism, sexism and homophobia.
I will however happily laugh at the darkest jokes (as long as they are actually funny and… well… a joke).

What’s wrong with me:
I am definitely on some spectrums! Tho some of my friends will deny it.

I always know where I want to sit, and I am VERY aware of my surroundings. I will listen to the same music on repeat for a month then move on to something else. Hate loud noises (despite being capable of producing quite a lot of them myself). 

I am a perfectionist and couldn’t stop writing this thing…

Where am I at in life
I know who I am, what I want to do and what is meaningful to me, just looking for someone that is aligned and at a similar place in life.

I’ve been in Asia for 7 years and open to living pretty much anywhere, but I’d like to return to Europe at some point. Dunno where work/business will take me, but I’m always happy to find a compromise.

In an ideal relationship, I'd want a decent amount of time together without becoming codependent. I want us to have our own lives, friends and interests, while still genuinely being excited to come home to each other.

Physical chemistry and intimacy are also super important to me. Obviously, they aren't everything, but I like staring at my partner in awe for no reason whatsoever.

What I’m looking for in you

I am not looking for passive women or to be the head of the relationship. I want an equal. Someone with her own opinions, ambitions, interests, friends and weird little obsessions. Someone who can disagree with me without turning disagreement into a battle, and who is perfectly capable of telling me when I'm being an idiot.

I don’t think jealousy is healthy, but I am always happy to discuss feelings and where they come from.

Looking for my ambitious goofball, funny, kind, caring, empathetic, self-aware, aware of what happens around them, and brave enough to stand up for what they believe in.

Someone serious and responsible, but also able to create little song and dances and religiously follow made up traditions with.

Bonus points if you are into:
Boardgames
Hiking
Snorkelling
Climbing
Improv

Bonus bonus points if you immediately stop to pet every cat you see.

What matters most to me is having someone beside me who is moving in roughly the same direction.

I try not to be shallow, but looks are important, especially when you are hoping to spend a lot of time looking at someone.
As my autistic trait is remembering faces, I like a pretty face and that is definitely one of the first things I will notice.

If we click after a few messages, I'd probably want to exchange pictures and have a call fairly quickly.

If you've made it this far

And you are somehow still interested, well… hi!
Send me a message, will ya?

Age, where you are broadly based, what you are into, what you look like and what you are looking for, would be a good start.
Bonus points if you add some quirks and weird facts about yourself 😁

Good evening, first off I want to say thank you for reading this post. Hopefully your Monday hasn't had you feeling too blue. Hopefully you had an enjoyable weekend. Like majority of people on here I'm looking to find that connection with someone. I'm hoping to find someone that I can be friends with and let it build into something more.

I'm 45, single, I live in Virginia. I'm 5'9 brown hair, blue eyes, reddish brown beard. I'm a plus sized guy. Working on changing that. I'm fun and adventurous. I like to make others laugh. Thanks to ADHD I have golden retriever energy. Lol. I'm not a gamer. I was when I was younger but not so much now. I enjoy being outdoors when I can. I enjoy audiobooks especially litrpg and spicy books. I'm very talkative. And I'm an open book. Nothing off limits to ask about or talk about.

What I'm looking for is someone who likes to joke around and have fun. Someone that can be serious when the time is right and playful when the moment arrives for that. I would like to meet someone who is as much of a flirt as I am. I'm a big flirt. I'd also prefer if this person was in the east coast as that makes it easier to communicate. But I'm open to other us time zones as well if the connection is there.

I would like to exchange pictures early as physical attraction while not the most important thing is still important to have and I want us both to have that attraction towards each other.

Lastly to help with an icebreaker tell me what your favorite pizza topping is. 🍕

Again thank you for reading my post and I hope to hear from you.

Are you a mom who everyone thinks has a great marriage and family life, but you still find yourself missing something? You love being a mom, but the connection with your spouse is going flat? You're a single mom who is looking for something more?

I'm a married dad who, outwardly, has a great marriage, but find myself unfulfilled, and looking for more. My wife and I are great together in almost every way, but the bedroom died years ago.

I'm not just looking to get off, although that would, hopefully, be part of it. I'm looking for a real connection. I'm mostly looking for moms because I feel that it would lead to some common ground as we're starting to get to know each other, but I I don't really want to put artificial restrictions on finding a connection, so relationship status and body type don't matter. ~ I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Hey! I'm 21M from South Wales, and I'm giving this a shot because... well, why not?

I'm fairly introverted, but I'm looking to get out of my comfort zone and meet someone. I play games in my spare time, but I need to find some new ones to play with someone because single-player can get boring after a while. I play on Xbox and PC. I do have a PS5, but no games yet :)

I enjoy scenic walks, deep conversations, talking about special interests, dark humour and general bad jokes. I'm also open to exploring new hobbies and interests. I'd love to travel to the US someday.

I can be kind of shy at first, but I'm very extroverted with people I enjoy spending time with. I love constant texting, sending updates, sharing memes and spending time together, even if we're doing separate things.

I'm looking for a really close, almost inseparable kind of connection. Someone I can talk to about basically anything, spend stupid amounts of time with, and genuinely feel comfortable around.

I'm open to long distance, so don't let that put you off. I'd also prefer to start out talking here on Reddit and get to know each other a little before moving to somewhere like Discord or another platform. I think it's nicer to get a feel for each other first rather than immediately jumping somewhere else.

I'm curious to see how this goes. Will you be shy, flirty, or completely open? Bonus points if your first message is a bad pickup line, a funny joke, or a picture of a pet (I love animals).

If any of that sounds like your kind of thing, come say hi :)

i get the summertime blues pretty bad and would love some people around to yap with, flirt/sext, have fun, whatever. not looking to force anything, just want people i actually click with and can talk to regularly.
please only message me if you’re single and live alone. weirdly specific, i know, but i like having that in common with someone :,)

sundays are also kinda depressing, so having someone fun to talk to and take my mind off the sunday scaries would be nice.

a little about me: i’m 5’3, blonde, around 130 lbs, have a lot of tattoos, and wear big glasses lol. i also have 2 very cute cockatiels who are good girls and basically run my house. bird pics absolutely available upon request.
i’m into mm romance books, hockey, youtube documentaries about pretty much anything, and intense/weird/dark movies. i’m on letterboxd and always looking for stuff to watch. honestly i’ll entertain a conversation about almost anything if you’re interesting. i’m bi and tend to really click with other bi people, so that’s definitely a plus!!

i live in the southwestern US, where it’s currently way too hot to willingly exist outside. normally i like hiking and trying to stay active, and i’d really like to get more into fitness, but my consistency is… questionable lol.

sooooo if any of that sounds like your speed, send me your ASL and tell me a little about yourself + what we might have in common so i know you actually read this. :)

Feeling super silly typing this, but life is about doing silly things in a serious way and praying for the best, right? I hope you don't mind reading, because I think this will end up way longer than I planned, but let's go! :)

​Firstly, I want to clarify that I only tagged the post as online because I'm open to long distance at first, followed by visiting/relocating to you eventually if things work out. That said, I truly intend to have a real, in-person relationship. If you are looking for casual relationships or FWBs, I'm not your girl, sorry. I'm genuinely looking to fall in love, get married, raise cute little kiddos, and eat raw cookie dough even when we know we shouldn't...

​A little (lot) about me: I am a 28-year-old woman who's educated and fairly sane so far. And by educated, I mean that I graduated with honours, but math still makes me want to cry, so you will be in charge of teaching our kids that subject, sorry! I spend a lot of time cooking, baking, and watching culinary shows. I've been binging early 2000s cooking shows (Nigella Lawson, Jamie Oliver) on YouTube, and they bring such a nice, comforting vibe. One of the things I want to incorporate in our future house is a shelf in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. Speaking of a future house, interior design is another passion of mine. While I didn't go to college for it, I truly enjoy browsing classic and new design trends, rearranging rooms, and decorating for holidays or when hosting family and friends. I have a great relationship with my family and regularly inflict my baking on them for their birthdays.

​I have other interests, too. Reading, for one. Very few things beat getting lost in a bookshop for a couple of hours surrounded by the scent of new pages. Fashion, but with a softer approach. I love delicate lingerie and sleepwear, and I have a growing collection of lace, see-through, whimsical pieces. Every night, I take a few moments to do my skincare, slip into pretty sleepwear, and get into bed with a cup of tea. My favorite body lotion scents are vanilla and coconut. I love soft white sheets, fresh flowers around the house, candles, pillows everywhere, and natural wood accents.

​This is getting long, I'm rambling! What else? I'm petite with curvy. I exercise almost every day, and my eating habits are pretty healthy except for desserts (I can never turn down dessert). I have caramel-colored skin, coffee-brown eyes, and dark hair. I think beauty is subjective, but I feel confident in my own skin. Personality-wise, I tend to be easygoing, playful, and maternal, but also loyal and protective. I love good conversation, but I value quiet downtime, too.

​What I'm looking for: someone serious and committed to building a relationship. Loyal, honest, affectionate, and excited about being a husband and father one day. Someone who won't mind my ramblings, will be my official recipe taste-tester, and wants a partner in crime for late-night desserts. Someone who values their physical health, is protective, and wants me completely.

​Message me if any of this resonates with you. I just finished a workout and am stepping into the shower, but I will respond to you shortly if you reach out!

Hi everyone! I’m just here, looking for some friends/connections and seeing where things go! :) I’m not really looking for anything serious, but open to it if it happens. Mainly looking to create good connection and chemistry!

Physically, im 5’1, hispanic, and a little plump lol. I look mainly for personality, so I want respectful people that treat me like a human being, funny, doesn’t take themselves too serious and kind, nerdy, smart and kind. I’m mainly interested in men but im always looking for girl friends too!

I work a lot, I work overnights and sleep during the days so I may be late on responding, but depending on how things go, we could maybe move to another app! In my free time, I like to read (mainly romance and fantasy), watch F1, watch movies and tv shows and gaming! (Especially Fortnite) I’m chronically online and can be super nerdy myself. I don’t discuss politics but I do have a preference and as long as you’re not racist, homophobic, mysoginistic or just a shitty person, I don’t really care!

I dabble in NSFW stuff and am open to it but that’s not the main thing for me. I’d like to keep it mainly casual banter/chatter and a bit of nsfw sprinkled in. I’m not really interested in talking on the phone or FaceTimes, or swapping pictures (unless I get comfortable). Im also sort of inexperienced lol so don’t expect anything lol.

I’m new to this, and I can be shy so please be sweet to me if you’re interested! Thanks, looking forward to talking to you!

We all know the phrase, misery loves company. Though i don't really want to have anyone else feel bad so to say. I hope you're doing well and happy. However, i do love me some company. I like getting to know people, it helps me learn of new things as well (and keep my mind off of what is troubling me).

To give a little briefing about myself, I've been going through depression for a while now, so i have become a sorta boring person myself. I used to paint, i liked anime and mangas, i used to be crafty and all, i rarely engage with these hobbies now. It's been a while since i even explored music, i think i have a fairly decent and diverse pallette when it comes to music genre. Finding new music through new people is always fun in my opinion, so that can be a conversation starter imo :D, or you can ask me anything you're curious about.