
N in RNG stands for not
You can’t convince me that Bob is random. He knows exactly what you need most to win the game and will absolutely screw you over while laughing and refusing to give it to you.
I had everything on board: early Tier 7 Undead, Titus, Cadaver Caretaker, and a golden Bonehead. But you can probably guess what never showed up in the tavern after six rounds of rolling, even while having the Greater Trinket that makes the next Undead you buy golden…
Stupid game. I hate you, Bob, and I will not be playing again for at least the next 30 minutes.