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“WHY DIN’T YOU MOW THE YARD YOU REEEEEEEtar-duh” harangued my pappy when he came home and saw me posting on my favorite sub in my bathrobe.
“I’m sorry pappy I smoked some mariwanna” I cried as my dad pulled the power cords out of the oven and approached me like an anime final boss.
u/DirtNineties — 10 days ago