2028 Prediction:
One evening while tending my shop near closing time, a mysterious glowing being appeared. Its presence had left me awestruck, and though it had no mouth, it began to prophesy.
It foretold two riders on horseback, cloaked in darkness, would come over the horizon at dusk, on a cold November day. The first rider was a timeless, resilient being. His feet had the power to turn stars cold on contact, his brain had masterminded the Declaration of Independence, and in his satchel, he carried hope for a nation in decline.
The second rider was a wise being, for he attracted gold as the spring pollen attracts bees, and in his satchel, he carried wealth and prosperity for the common folk.
The being talked of how these riders would sweep the nation by storm, and save it from the Shah and the weasel, and with them, the coming dangers. Because of the riders, the Shah would only preside over his territories in Persia and the Caribbean, while the weasel would go back to his own dimension, though it didn't go into detail.
After it had bid me farewell, I closed shop and went to deciphering. I've come to the conclusion that the two riders could only be George Santos and Bob Menendez, the Shah must be Marco Rubio, and the weasel, Gavin Newsom.