u/Distinct-Self-7482

This is Cheeto. I can’t come up with an explanation on why he does this. He walks normally and is healthy but he deliberately chooses to do this. We’ve had conversations in the past about his sleeping habits but to no avail. I’ve given him suggestions on more comfortable positions as well. I’ve even demonstrated how to sleep like a cat!! He refuses and ignores me every time I bring it up. I’m honestly quite disgusted because he looks like a weird chicken. Any advice on what to say to him will be greatly appreciated. Thank you

Edit: this post is satire by the way! I forgot to put it on there when I posted it originally. I didn’t mean to confuse anyone! ^_^