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JESSICA SIMPSON LENDS MAMI SOME CLASS

JESSICA SIMPSON LENDS MAMI SOME CLASS

Who would have guessed that Mami wearing “Jessica Simpson Style” would rate among her classiest going out to dinner get ups. The artificial boobies are contained, proper length conservative dress, sensible heels and even the slightly trashy bomber jacket looks halfway decent. Just goes to show that Mami needed to be shopping at Walmart all this time rather than the tween department of Express. Too bad she still doesn’t rate a sponsorship, ‘cause Jessica ain’t got time for Hilaria Baldwin’s bullshit.

u/Distinct-Top3335 — 7 days ago

IT’S TIME FOR HER FUNERAL…

Looks like Mami is putting herself to rest. She is one sick puppy of a woman. Sad to think she’s mirroring this behavior for her children. Does she even comprehend half the shit she spouts on her IG for the world to see. She is a desperate wannabe celebrity sacrificing the stability her seven kids need for her own glorified image of herself. Let’s see she’s a Queen, Queef, Reality Show trash, prostituting herself for fame and fortune in her own mind. She is instead becoming the laughing stock of faux celebrity bulldozing her way with her husband’s cash and pull to satiate her psychotic desire to have people look at her in get ups made for wannabe teenagers.

u/Distinct-Top3335 — 9 days ago

MAMI’s IN LOVE AGAIN

In today’s episode of “I’m obsessed, I love you,” we have Chase Huddy with u/creativeartistsgency. Apparently this must be Mami’s talent (ahem) agency. They are responsible for the “I’m a Queen” photo shoot that they then pivoted into, I‘m an aging anorexic mother of seven who dresses like a cross between Jojo Siwa and Miley Cyrus. Her hairstyle was an abomination and her outfits need to be quarantined and never seen again.

u/Distinct-Top3335 — 9 days ago

HILARIA SEEKING ACCOUNTABILITY

Is there any doubt that Grifterella will not be accepting accountability for all the lies she has spun around her pseudo Spanish heritage and all the stupid New York City street tales she has told. With all her new ”work trips” she will be taking and Alec’s resurgence into “acting,” where do the baldwinitos fall in the pecking order. The Baldwin’s are a shit show and it’s getting deeper by the day.

u/Distinct-Top3335 — 10 days ago

Do either of these nitwits know what “queef” is? So Yoel thinks of his boss lady as a vagina fart. And dumbbell Hilaria makes the sound with her dry chapped pumped up lips. Money can’t buy you class Hilaria. You just stooped below the gutter.

u/Distinct-Top3335 — 15 days ago

She sure is leaning into the Spanish thing lately. I guess she’s running out of riveting content to fill her daily quota as an “influencer.”. Maybe she would like to conjugate verbs in Spanish for her English speaking audience on a daily basis. After all, she wrote three Nobel Prize winning books (or was that the toy from her kids Cracker Jacks). Oh and don’t forget she got an Emmy for her interviews on Entertainment Tonight. She is truly a star in her own right. Not because she’s married to a living legend.

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u/Distinct-Top3335 — 18 days ago

Hilaria should have paid closer attention to her podcast co-host, Daphne Oz. I’m sure Daphne gets a chuckle from Mami’s daily bombardment of sophomoric posts.

u/Distinct-Top3335 — 19 days ago

The number of times she has posted about being obsessed with something, screams how desperate she is to show off and beg for sponsorship. How’s that going for you Hilaria from Boston?

u/Distinct-Top3335 — 20 days ago