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You know what the worst part about this is? I can feel your heart beating.
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 1 day ago
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845
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Yo, Deutschland, ring those jammy-jams up, 'cause we like 'em baggy and saggy.
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 2 days ago
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¡BAM! ¡BAM! Should've done that a long time ago.
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 4 days ago
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Kids, we are not lesbians. We tried, but it was a no-go!
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 6 days ago
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I need to be heard. I have 20 people coming to see me. I'm crushing hard on one of them. Do you know what that's like, Mr. Rivera-Perez? You're a gay, amateur director. You must've crushed hard on someone along the way. Daniel? Maybe... maybe there was a Daniel in your life?
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 7 days ago
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I am not gay señor, you just make me do gay things.
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 10 days ago
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Is that the "come back and kick me" whistle?
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 13 days ago
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You two did the Tennessee logjammer! Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 14 days ago
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The only way I can recoup my losses on this horse... is to shoot it in the face and collect the life insurance I took out when I married it.
u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 15 days ago
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u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 16 days ago
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u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 17 days ago
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u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 18 days ago
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u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 19 days ago
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u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 20 days ago
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u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 21 days ago