u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845

▲ 118 r/americandad

George worked here a long time and loved his work. He even mentioned Sub Hub six times in his suicide note.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 6 days ago

▲ 123 r/americandad

Let him sing!

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 7 days ago

▲ 79 r/americandad

Hayley! Jeff here says you got a promotion. Is this true or is Jeff playing a dirty little trick on me?

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 8 days ago

▲ 150 r/americandad

Stan. Francine. Why did you murder your son?

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 9 days ago

▲ 119 r/americandad

No. No… no. Changing planes at O’Hare is complicated. This is… this is just… Frannie, what is this?

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 10 days ago

▲ 49 r/americandad

Steven Smith, I am your mother! If you don't get out of that cage, I will push you back up my clown hole and birth you again, and name you My Bitch! Now, get out of that cage!

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 11 days ago

▲ 72 r/americandad

Some of us spent the late 80s and early 90s getting laid, Smith.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 12 days ago

▲ 93 r/americandad

Stop telling Francine on me!

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 13 days ago

▲ 576 r/americandad

This is a strange thing the government built.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 14 days ago

▲ 579 r/americandad

Give me some of that Franny Fanny!

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 15 days ago

▲ 331 r/americandad

Pure Peruvian marching powder, grown on the Andes, north slope. I'd say it's about 80% baby laxative. Yep, this junk means only one thing. Esteban Mortia is back in business.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 16 days ago

▲ 601 r/americandad

Stan, we can’t just do whatever we want, we’re parents. You don’t think every single day of my life I wanna do coke? But, I can’t because I have PTA tomorrow!

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 17 days ago

▲ 323 r/americandad

Jail?! She'll never survive! Tiny cells! The gangs! Getting shanked in the cafeteria! The first couple of stabs break the skin, and then they really drive it in there! And my baby's all "AHH! You bitch, I'll kill you!"

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 18 days ago

▲ 111 r/americandad

Oh, Suzy, you fucking piece of shit!

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 19 days ago

▲ 465 r/americandad

I can see there's no tricking you, Stan, so I'll just come clean. I poisoned our redemption ham.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 20 days ago

▲ 370 r/americandad

Are we stupid, Steve? No, honesty, are we? I mean, I have a master's in City Planning from Howard University. I mean, I could tell you where your convention center should go, but I can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business.

u/Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 — 21 days ago

Images you can hear

Go to work. Go home.

No, thanks. That stuff gives me diarrhea.

I forgot what a problem coat dwarfs were in the '90s.

George worked here a long time and loved his work. He even mentioned Sub Hub six times in his suicide note.

Let him sing!

Hayley! Jeff here says you got a promotion. Is this true or is Jeff playing a dirty little trick on me?

Stan. Francine. Why did you murder your son?

No. No… no. Changing planes at O’Hare is complicated. This is… this is just… Frannie, what is this?

Steven Smith, I am your mother! If you don't get out of that cage, I will push you back up my clown hole and birth you again, and name you My Bitch! Now, get out of that cage!

Some of us spent the late 80s and early 90s getting laid, Smith.

Stop telling Francine on me!

This is a strange thing the government built.

Give me some of that Franny Fanny!

Pure Peruvian marching powder, grown on the Andes, north slope. I'd say it's about 80% baby laxative. Yep, this junk means only one thing. Esteban Mortia is back in business.

Stan, we can’t just do whatever we want, we’re parents. You don’t think every single day of my life I wanna do coke? But, I can’t because I have PTA tomorrow!

Jail?! She'll never survive! Tiny cells! The gangs! Getting shanked in the cafeteria! The first couple of stabs break the skin, and then they really drive it in there! And my baby's all "AHH! You bitch, I'll kill you!"

Oh, Suzy, you fucking piece of shit!

I can see there's no tricking you, Stan, so I'll just come clean. I poisoned our redemption ham.

Are we stupid, Steve? No, honesty, are we? I mean, I have a master's in City Planning from Howard University. I mean, I could tell you where your convention center should go, but I can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business.