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STAN: You... You know about guns? DEBBIE: Yeah, I use my dad’s to shoot the eyes out of squirrels. STAN: Good God! ...That's a tough shot!

u/TwoTheVictor — 4 hours ago
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Nutri Grain & a Mountain Dew

Added a little suprise into my man's lunchbox just for the giggles & had to share here! He did indeed think it was funny!

u/flapjack_tiddies — 6 hours ago
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Steve: Hey, bitch! Where's my Mickey Mouse towel?! Francine: I'm sorry! I'll try harder!

I don’t like how Francine was written during Minstrel Krampus she was extremely submissive to Steve during his “Christmas Tantrum” when any other time she would’ve smashed her pink heels upside his head.

u/GhostBoyJames — 2 hours ago
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Does anyone else in this sub have single words from quotes that are buzzwords that make you quote the scene they’re from in conversation when you hear them? I can’t count the amount of times my dad and I said “What was it, dear? ECONOMICS?!?” because it was said around us.

u/impendingfuckery — 7 hours ago
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Guys, I found Reggie…

S20E3 - Powering Through

Stuck in the lair/lab of the writer/character that probably created him. The things he must have seen…

u/WhiteChocolatePipe — 5 hours ago
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Hey, get this I’m the foreman. That means I’m in charge! Me! ̙̥̻̰̻̀͡T̩̙̰̬͙͖̗͈̳̙̕ͅͅŲ̵̼̳̱͙͎̲̘̩̙̥̻̰̻̀͡T̩̙̰̬͙͖̙̥̻̰̻̀͡ͅT̷̩̙̰̬͙͖̠̤͓͉̱̹͖̻͓͝ͅL̶̥̤̤̪̜̩͇͟҉̶̡͕͓̪͚͕̩͈͔̩E̱̭̘̫̮!

u/PuertoRican-Princess — 8 hours ago
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Never mind. I'll wash it along with tampon I find in garbage. Wasteful. Best in-laws ever ;)

u/jtwh20 — 9 hours ago
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"Roy Rogers McFreely" is a Top 10 American Dad! Episode

Seriously, I have watched that episode countless times and yet to this very day I have yet to get bored or tired of it. The jokes and writing are so good and Stan's characterization is perfect.

Plus that music sting when Roy Rogers McFreely appears is just chef's kiss.

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u/RampagingShyGuy — 15 hours ago
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Scene of roger being smugly proud of himself?

Hello dadders, I have a memory of a Roger scene and I’m trying to remember what episode it’s from.

I want to say he has a brown wig and his character might be a teen boy? And specifically I’m picturing him saying something like “Yep, I/we did that” kind of smugly while leaning against a wall.

Appreciate the help 🫡

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u/altoristics — 9 hours ago
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Woah… I was paralysed for like 10 seconds… I couldn’t move… did anyone else see that? I thought I was having a stroke 😰

u/Fun-Bell-6216 — 18 hours ago
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"F*CK YOU!!"

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you change the dynamic between mother and son. "You ain't got no mommy!"

u/TwoTheVictor — 21 hours ago