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Turns out my mom washes and reuses paper towels

She was helping me clean today and she watched me take clothes out of the wash. A paper towel was in with it on accident, and when I went to throw it away she asked to have it because it was barely used. She put it in a Ziploc bag and took it home. She said she washes them and lets them air dry.

Do I get her a clothesline for the living room? And yes, I did show her the scene and asked her to at least keep duck grease out of the home.

u/Superb_Desk_5028 — 24 hours ago
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Since Stan is canonically incapable of learning a lesson, what is your favorite scene of him getting what he deserves?

u/Dohmer_90 — 1 day ago
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Why Family Guy on every channel and American Dad so little?

Tonight, like many other nights, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, and FXX East all have multi hour Family Guy and seems like I can only catch American dad on adult swim if I stay up past midnight.

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u/Traditional-Yak-8649 — 21 hours ago
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Does anybody speak sushi hostess?

Did anyone take a long time to realize that Francine hated Toshi’s mom because Francine was raised by Chinese parents? It took me a while to put that together.

u/Intelligencia_09 — 24 hours ago
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"Woe be to the lost art of perambulation, where those cherished cobblestone thoroughfares where once we did we walk, now do we pump, pedal, and thus, truly, we fly." - Walt Whitman

u/National_Lake5373 — 1 day ago
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Does anyone else wish Rogu and Jeff bonded more. They’re technically both Roger’s offspring. The only time I can remember them doing anything together was eating lipstick in The Clearview Motel.

u/impendingfuckery — 1 day ago