

There's no way Cyraxx gets a GED
Let's be real for a moment. Cyraxx is incapable of learning or critical thought.
He bricked his own xbox/wii/chromebook/PC 5+ times because he was incapable of learning not to plug in things sent to him by strangers.
He was in highschool for 9 years as a freshman before eventually being expelled at 23 because he was incapable of progressing any further.
GED tests are HARD and very strictly regulated. It takes a lot of studying, mental focus and determination. Cyraxx can't even focus on a simple task before reverting to his gooner degen mentality. He doesn't even know how to use the microwave in Sally's kitchen.
Cyraxx wouldn't be able to sit through the test which would take any normal person 2-3 hours to complete because it would be too boring for him. Testing rooms are barebones, typically have no windows, and cameras everywhere to watch the tester to ensure there is no cheating.
Cyraxx is known for doing absolutely EVERYTHING he can to avoid doing any actual work to achieve his goals. From stealing, plagiarism, lying etc...
Bro he can't even BATHE himself.
Turns out Wings 007 is *also* a Wilkins
That last name has to be cursed or something.
I'm thinking about dismantling the Argon Federation just for the love of the game.
Should I start with destroying their farms and medical suppliers?
Lower workforce would slow down production. I could take a large attack force and assault a wharf or shipyard but that sounds like a disastrous investment.
The body text in Langley Falls' newspapers are always gibberish
Forget about the bistro, let's take a beach stroll, maybe have a beef stro... that's what I call beef stroganoff.
Do you still play Mordhau? If so, why?
Legitimate question. What drives your decision to continue playing?
Is it the community, the gameplay, the competitive aspect, the customization?
As someone who hasn't played for years, is the game even still supported or being updated?