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▲ 1.0k r/TheSimpsons

Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?

S06E24

u/Bad_cookie — 1 day ago
▲ 439 r/TheSimpsons

Sure, Homer, I can lend you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance.

S06E17

u/Bad_cookie — 4 days ago
▲ 52 r/americandad

Doing shoot. 🎶 Which way to go 'cause I need to know. I need to know. Tell me, baby girl 'cause I need to know 🎶

u/Bad_cookie — 6 days ago
▲ 137 r/TheSimpsons

Everyone's always kissing your ass. Well, I'm not afraid to tell you you're a [bleep].

S04E15

u/Bad_cookie — 10 days ago
▲ 167 r/americandad

Just look at that sunset. If that's nothing but science, then why is it so damned romantic?

u/Bad_cookie — 10 days ago
▲ 19 r/depressionmeals

Tired of waking up everyday. But here's breakfast.

9 months sober from alcohol. One month sober from weed after a relapse. These waves of depression hit so much harder and it's draining. I still push myself to workout and go for walks but I feel like I'm dragging my body through everything. I would like to sleep for a very very very long time. An enternal slumber. I just don't see the point in living or creating a life for myself. Especially without my ex, but I broke her heart and trust. I'll try to enjoy my coffee and push through another day. Wishing the best to all of you.

u/Bad_cookie — 12 days ago
▲ 772 r/americandad

Remember, Dadders. A full release ensures a rejuvenative rest and promotes a winning attitude

u/Bad_cookie — 13 days ago
▲ 145 r/TheSimpsons

Oh, there's mother now... watching me. What's that, mother?

S04E14 Brother from the Same Planet

u/Bad_cookie — 14 days ago