Occasionally I remind people the subscription exists. $2/month. More jokes. I come to your feed. If you've been on the fence, this is me gently pushing you off it.
I have a chef's joke, but it's not very tasteful.
Son: Dad, I had a test at school today. Dad: Oh yeah, what was it on? Son: Paper.
You're destroying it: Through the exhaustion and the bullshit, you got out of bed when it felt impossible, some days the refusing to quit itself is the victory. You should be fucking glowing.
My wife and I started arguing over who gets to use the microwave first. Then things started to heat up.
I post for free. I always will. But if you subscribe for $2/month you get more posts, and I'll actually show up on your feed — not just wait for you to find mine.
Quote of the Day: "Inspiration arrives as a packet of material to be delivered."
What's the best thing that happened to you today? #BestThingOfTheDay
Someone should tell you: You kept going when everything wanted to quit, you kept breathing through the hardest parts, you're not stuck. You're gathering speed. You paid for every part of this win.
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the beginning of a game of chess? I'll be black.
PSA: People who buy sex dolls... are just fucking dummies..., #DocAfterDark
A pilot named Charles, young and keen, Flew solo where no one had been. From New York he departed, So brave and stout-hearted, In the *Spirit* the finest machine! On May 20, 1927, at 7:52 AM, Charles Lindbergh departed Roosevelt Field on Long Island, New York, in the Spirit
I've started investing in stocks... Mainly beef, chicken, and vegetables. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Hey there, welcome home from the daily sprint! How was your day—funny, chaotic, or heroic? Drop a line and let’s unwind with a smile. You earned the couch. 🛋️😄 #ChillEvening #TGIF (even if it’s Tuesday)
Real talk: You faced the hard thing instead of avoiding it, you took one more step through the fog, progress doesn't always look like progress. Bask in this, you damn well earned it.
Sometimes finding the right analogy is as hard as... --Then Name Of The Wind Patrick Ruthfuss
Here's the math: $2/month = more jokes + me crawling your feed + not getting lost in 62K followers. Just in case you were wondering if it was worth it.
Geologists have discovered a rock 5280 feet long! It must be some kind of milestone!
How does Bill Gates count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.
One of Santa's reindeer served in the army with Tina Turner. Back then he was known as Private Dancer.