u/DokCyber

Anyone seen the Michelin Man recently? Maybe he's re-tired?

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug.

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

I hate snakes and worms because they have no feet. You could say I'm lack-toes intolerant.

You're a fucking force: You chose integrity when the easy path called, you handled the quiet pain without breaking, that's not breaking. That's grit. You earned every part of this win.

What do you call a bigoted fashion designer? Clothes-minded.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 30 seconds... Then it needed a water break.

Welcome home, champions! 🏡 How was your day? Share the highs, the sighs, and the snack-break epiphanies. Let’s unwind, sip coffee, and pretend Mondays don’t exist. You got this! 😄✨

I accidentally ran into a guy who once sold me an antique globe. It's a small world.

That awkward moment when your kid's school recommends special ed, and you've been doing their homework!

Has anyone tried making a vaccine out of Keith Richards? They say it might be the only thing stronger than the virus.

I dreamt last night that I knighted a fish... It was Sir Eel.

How many Donald Trumps does it take to screw in a light bulb? We'll never know because after he screws something, he pays it $130,000 not to tell anyone...

Some of my closest friends might describe me as deceitful. Joke's on them though; they aren't my friends.

Why was Abraham Lincoln never put in jail? He was in a cent.

What do you call 2 guys sitting on top of a window? Kurt and Rod.

I thought becoming a real estate agent would be easy, but I had... a lot... to learn.

What do you call folks that are afraid of St. Nick? Claus-Trophobic.

Checking in with you: You rebuilt yourself from the fucking wreckage, you built habits when motivation was gone, progress doesn't always look like progress. I'm damn proud of you.

A drawing. A drawing captures the likeness of a feather, river, or sky but remains static and unmoving. It exists on paper as an artistic creation, separate from written text. That's the answer to the riddle I posted 2 hours ago.