
When you can’t rule effectively so you blackmail a vegetable
Can’t wait to see CabbageK’s redemption arc.

Can’t wait to see CabbageK’s redemption arc.
The fugitive ParrotX2 was caught in 4K in a now viral
video. In a show of nonviolence, he has been apprehended peacefully and taken to the Null Rehabilitation Center in The End where he can’t hurt anyone else. We hope he can change his evil ways there.
Shoutout to u/Inevitable-Roof-871 of The Null Times for giving us fair media coverage. Please check out his post.
Between him and Parrot, he’s more fit to be a jester than a King.
Spoke, not just because of Null and the cannons but because of the knowledge in the books which potentially could reveal the forge’s location.
Luke4472 is the only player on unstable who was able to intimidate FlameFrags, who even referred to him as “sir” out of respect. He’s also canonically nearly killed ClownPierce. He has unlimited food due to being Codmaster14’s best friend. He’s one of two actual “pvpers” I included in the list.
Serpentbound333 and his team due to their insane resources and potentially the forge
Arachnid due to controlling Wemmbu and holding Eggchan hostage, who would’ve been number 4. There are also theories that Eggchan hired him to kidnap him, as constantly playing on unstable was ruining his college stuff. I doubt hell survive next video though.
Eggchan, who is likely higher on this list, and as I said, likely faked his kidnapping because unlike the other players on unstable, he has a life outside of Minecraft. This ability “touching grass” arguably makes him the strongest Unstable player but he isn’t online when he uses it.
God I’ve seen Clownpierces vault and never realized how broke he was. Bros out there looking like ParrotX2. Let’s talk about him.
If you know you know. The nether is now the safest place to live.
Seriously i really just want that song.
Arachnid works for Eggchan, as does blue trims, who’s revealed to be Dione4K (with a voice changer). Dione was a member of Eggchan’s old empire and is undercover for him.
The reason Eggchan faked his kidnapping is so he could study and do his finals in peace. Proof of this is him just writing in his cell.
Unstable sorta helps me a lot mentally since irl isn’t great and these fake vids legit bother me.
Eggchan will be furious for what Wemmbu did (killing thousands of players with his nukes) and refuse to speak to him till he helps Parrot, who he owes for saving his life.
William canonically would use Mike as a human shield to do his dirty work.
If you reply with “because he thought he was dead” you are stupid.