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Elon Musk unveils Mars colony blueprints: 100-Walmart-sized personal homesteads for every Martian.

Elon made the announcement this afternoon, walking the media through designs to make the first massive homestead near the Boca Chica SpaceX facility as his personal residence.

And that didn't even include the adjoining garage, stocked with one of every vehicle on Mars—the "heavy machinery package," as he put it.

According to Musk, Martian homesteads the size of 100 Walmarts will capture the imagination of the entire world. He believes everyone—from academics, world leaders, professionals across all sectors, teachers and students, podcasters—will love talking about what is possible with 100 Walmarts of space, noting that the freedom of the design is highly reminiscent of the classic homesteading era, which captured the imaginations of our ancestors.

The full presentation, including the high-resolution blueprint renderings and facility layout schematics, has been uploaded to the media portal here: SpaceX Mars Colony Architectural Designs & Blueprint Gallery

The rise and fall of every scale of civilization—from the individual, the pair, the family, the village, the town, the city, the state, the nation, to the empire—is an unbroken cycle. Collapse occurs when an empire collides with another equally capable or greater system existing entirely outside its historical sphere of interaction. Across long timelines of trade and movement, everything dies in the space between them. Vast distances become impossible as foreign pests erase native agriculture, unfamiliar habits introduce unadaptable plagues, and alien power structures seed constant opposition. The distance between these empires destroys ordinary people through disease, cultural divergence, and failed trade. Only specific outliers—shaped by rare DNA, early vaccination techniques like blood-sharing, and deeply entrenched trading houses—can cross these immense distances, endure the foreign environment, and return with the rarest of goods benignly. When the empire's slave-keeping hardens into an entrenched caste system over centuries, it draws the ire of highly mobile outliers, and the resulting fracture becomes an exodus.

On Mars, long-term survival demands this monumental scale of homesteading to guarantee absolute physical insulation. While material security is entirely covered and reaching out for broad social interaction remains seamless, true endurance relies on massive, self-contained territory. When an agricultural pest, a lethal pathogen, or a disruptive worldview that directly threatens your way of life begins to circulate, having a hundred Walmarts of personal space is not a luxury—it is the critical geographic buffer required to absorb the shock, adapt the environment, and remain a good Martian. However water will always flow from the Earth to Mars, which will always create a constant apocalyptic hazard. Mars needs to be prepared for something like a google plex or much much more of comparable apocalyptical occurrences when compared to Earth.

u/DorianicJude — 1 day ago

I know my disability, but I was hoping you all would help me workshop a joke for Shane.

If JK Rowling didn't kill Dobby the house elf in the Harry Potter books, we’d all be talking the Dobby Movie instead of Toy Story 5, and Mike Myers would be like torchin a meth bubble, shit and kitchen staples oozing out his diaper cause he just got off a fuckin only fans stream, Shrek 1 memorabilia everywhere, every time he puts down the pipe he's either choking or fuckin a Dobby doll.  You know what I think worst-verse Mike Myers sacrificed a bunch of cum soaked fuckin headless Dobby dolls and now Dobby’s dead and JK Rowlings that boomer bathroom warrior in your life you all know to be the K in fuck marry kill.

With this new harry potter tv show coming out, what do you think.. you think we should try to save Dobby?

#THEBIGDAWGSAVESDOBBY

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u/DorianicJude — 3 days ago

2700 views and only 1 like, my last post here was very generous, and I don't have to say how much we all want to fuck Anne Rice :P, however I feel the absolute best TV Character of all time was wasted on THIS FUCKING CABBAGE BITCH MOTHER FUCKER ROLIN JONES

I mean did you at least like it, I'm like wow, if I'm Anne Rice I'm totally enthralled with his vampire life and just happy enough to be apart of his early stages. 8 wolves. And with this particular lestat its no wonder we're all happy to take a beat for Anne :D however, if you aren't just going to hire corey chase for us all to jerk off too then just fire that cabbage rolin jones for making us think about how every beautiful blonde or hairless body is going to turn grey and puby one day. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHHYYYYYYY!!!!!

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u/DorianicJude — 25 days ago