u/Double-Comedian-7061

So will Alley Cats get a second series?

It's been more than 7 weeks since Ricky shat out the worst sitcom of all time and still no news if that trainwreck will get put back on the track for another run. You want the options?

Not at all - The Tony Hayers chat, with Ricky running out the door, holding cheese.

To some extent - Netlfix offer a Christmas special or some other one off before cutting ties.

Very much so - Netflix blindly offer a new contract and Ricky continues to flog a dead horse.

Don't know - nothing is announced and we all forget about it.

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 15 days ago

Phil Leotardo whacked Billy Leotardo

When Tony B. fires at Billy we don't actually see a gunshot wound, just Billy falling to the ground. The next we see Phil's hand around Billy's neck and he has blood on him, possibly from the fall.

I think Philly actually whacked Billy and blamed it on Blundetto as an eventual excuse to take over both the Lupertazzi family and expand into New Jersey. He could have had a whole bunch of reasons for whacking Billy - maybe he didn't support Patty with enough money when Phil was in the can, maybe he wasn't kicking up enough from the toner cartridges - who knows?

All I'm saying is that animal uncle Phil murdered Billy, his father's son. David Chase confirmed this was true in a WhatsApp message to me this morning so don't be talking about "always with the scenarios" or "discontinue the lithium". Now get off my stoop.

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 1 month ago

Matt and Chris - we need you to deal with the Dave Farina debacle.

You really do need to cover the absolute mess that Dave Farina has made of himself. He has embraced absolute lunatic conspiracies, treats terrorist groups like they are heroes and is actively using the reputation he built for critical thinking around science to help brainwash the naive into sharing his insane claims that Israel is Nazi Germany. I know it's a sad turn of events but Dave had all the warning signs years ago with this crazy rhetoric about him fighting the forces of darkness, the needlessly aggressive and self-aggrandising tone in every video and how "Zionists" are controlling the media, the governments of the world, capitalism, the military-industrial complex, outer space etc.

The guy is doing a lot of harm. I know he has been somewhat of an ally in terms of debunking other cranks but he's completely lost it. Combine it with the debate bro mentality ("come at me bro", "you knew what would happen if you took me on, I'd destroy you"), all this Andrew Tate style rhetoric. Please guys, we know his fanboys are going to plague you for a bit, but a couple of voices of reason would be nice on this. It's turning into a cult.

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 1 month ago

The Feech-Paulie argument is one of the funniest scenes in the Sopranos

So many hilarious lines as their anger mounts. Paulie and Feech should have had more scenes together.

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 1 month ago

Johnny Sack starter kit.

For $1500 you get:

2,500 cigarettes (1 month supply)

A wallet tied to the GODDAMN ESPLANADE!

An actual fucking cake.

In case you wanted to worry about Florida, early orders receive a bus ride to fucking Miami.

We're done here.

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 2 months ago

First Ricky tweeted to himself that Alley Cats received critical "recognition", to imply acclaim. Now he inserts a 20 year old picture of himself at the BAFTAS to imply he won an award for Alley Cats. This....is....a....desperate....feature.

Plus the word 'surges' is a comical exaggeration. It was No.1 for a few days in the UK and then crashed out.

u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 2 months ago

Stephen Merchant declares war on Alley Cats!!! Ricky Gervais threatens action - "This is gonna cost yer! This is gonna cost yer".

(he may or may not have said this, so don't have a cow).

u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 2 months ago

The glorified crew mocking Ginny Sack.

It's funny how much they all mock Ginny about her weight when the DiMeo/Soprano crime family are chock-full of fat fucks. Tony, Bobby, Pussy, Vito, Silvio was also piling on the pounds. Throw in Janice for good measure and forget New Jersey, this herd of elephants could tip Canada over.

I've said my piece.

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 2 months ago

What is critical "recognition"? Is that Ricky trying to make it sound like it has critical acclaim, instead of the reality that the critics hated it? This is a desperate feature.

u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 2 months ago

The pettiest stolen item in the Sopranos.

There's a lot of petty, nickel and dime boosted stuff by the glorified crew, but Paulie stealing the lawnmower from Garry La Manna has to be top spot for me. What's he going to do, sell that on the street? That's a pure spite theft but very in character.

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 2 months ago

Ricky's begging does not stop at these four walls. The USA's a big place. And when he's finished with America there's Ecuador, Argentina, Brazil, you know, he's got Peru, Suriname, you know....Chile.

u/Double-Comedian-7061 — 2 months ago