You could argue very few characters didn’t deserve their whacking, afterall they’re all cheaters, beaters, murderers and robbers. But who were you most satisfied to see go because they absolutely deserved it?
The fact is is that Cosette was A. Not made and B. Talking to the gossip rags
Cosette had to go
By the last episode Carmella has essentially accepted the fact that Tony will never be faithful to her. She has compromised the one thing she believed in most for money. Meadow was the only character to ever call Tony on being a mobster and was on her way to becoming an advocate for immigrants and the underprivileged. But in the end she has gone to the dark side and works for a firm that handles rich, white collar criminals. Meadow most likely goes on to become a mob lawyer. AJ, the most obnoxious character in the history of television, actually tries to get his shit together late in the game. He gets serious with Blanca and makes an attempt at being a step father. He makes the decision, misguided though it may be, to join the Army. He attempts to do something worthy with his life. But in the end he backs down and goes to work at Little Carmines porn studio, which, in true Little Carmine fashion, is named "Lone Wolves Productions". They have all given up on their dreams so they may as well be dead. Tony is the Devil and he wins in the end.
I can't believe it took this long for that to pop into my head.
What would drive them crazy and what would they miss the most from their past lives?
Or first he has to wait 10 000 years in purgatory. He did believe in God. He was a strict catholic too
No wise cracks. This is a serious discussion. Don't make me use my hot coffee
I was surprised to find out a lot of fans dislike this one, I dunno why, I like that Tony sort of found someone close to a mother figure that didn't wanna smother him and the car chase with Phil was pretty funny.
In that episode where Chrissy and Paulie argue after dinner and then wack that epileptic asshole, Paulie takes the money Chrissy left for dinner back from the asshole waiter. You think Paulie gave Chrissy back his 1200$ ?
Ever ponder that?
What the fuck was this guys problem? Tony has just been in a nasty car accident and is clearly just worried about Adriana and probably surprised he’s come out of it alive.
This doctor makes it all about himself.
So I was like 11 years old, my parents got a divorce. We had a dog; golden retriever, and during this period one day the dog was just gone. My dad told us that the dog ran away; we lived outside of town with some fields and barns and shit so maybe run of to some farmer or whateva.
After watching Long Term Parking I know: Silvio took our dog in his car and shot him and buried him in the woods. God bless my dog, could have been in witness protection. It’s sad when they go young like that.
So, in keeping with this long standing tradition of doing everything ass fuckin backwards, we are gathered here to celebrate the already venerealated Larry boy Barese.
The King of Dermabrasion. I loved him like a brother in law. Let me tell ya coupla tree things why he shoulda been #1.
- sets the cops on deceased Jackie Aprile Sr for the strange disappearance of Willie fuckin Overalls
- takes time out on the day of his daughters wedding to warn the guys about the federal indictments
- sets the plan in motion to get the heat focused on Junior as figurehead boss
- has an interest in medical school
- disregards his fuckin house arrest for the premiere of Cleaver
- makes sure local PD has enough food and is having a good time
- hangs with celebs like Billie Baldwin, who took Gandhi or whatever to fuckin acting school
- strong ties to the South Beach Strumpet Series
- Godfather to Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind
Not only that, he brought in 3x as many laughs as the rest of those mezza mortes. Yeah thats right, again with the fuckin laughs.
I think Australia could have been referred to by Chrissy, saying something stupid at a BBQ like, “Let’s throw another sausiche on the barbie!”
A line that proves he whacked Tony: "What is The Godfather if not a tragedy about the corrupting nature of power on a family?"
Father wanted to take over both Tony’s real family and his street family.
After Silvio finds out Father whacked Tony he becomes boss of the family. This was his plan all along evidenced by this quote to Tony: "Tony, I'm just here as a shepherd to your flock."
The “last supper” scene at Holsten’s and the family eating onion rings as communion is a foreshadowing to Father Intintola taking over.
It’s kinda unique when you think about it. At the end of the day, the Sopranos is a family drama, disguised as a mob drama. So to see the New Jersey crew not only whack people, but people who aren’t there own for a change is different. That and seeing Paulie get kneed in the nuts is immensely satisfying
She has probably the best set of big naturals on this show. Those things are rockin.
I realize that no one cares about Tony’s pissboy sweeping the cheese, but Silvio flips out at him like a toddler just because T1000 was beating him at 7 card stud. Honestly, it makes me loose a lot of respect for the consigliere. Saying that he “puts provolone in his socks at night so they smell like your sister’s crotch” was rude and just plain weird. The guy was just trying to tidy up. 🧹 Get some anger management skills. I’ve said my peace.
Georgie , Benny , or little Paulie ? I think it’s between the 3 of them , but is there anyone I’m missing? Honorable mention to Adriana
IMO
Carmella flies to Napoli to look for Furio. She doesn't find him, and must return to NJ to hand out samples at the Pathmark.
Uncle Junior finally drops the act, has Paulie whacked, then gets back to running North Jersey. It's nice.
Meadow finishes her Law studies, expanding her clientele beyond the mob and into healthcare executives, cancelled rockstars and Epstein affiliates.
AJ crashes his helicopter into the Hudson, killing himself and his boss, Donald Trump. He is remembered as the ultimate American martyr.
So, it’s fair to say a bunch of the Bings employees were in fact engaged in the worlds oldest profession with the newest boobs. Now, what percentage of those girls were hookin? Was it 100% & bangin Sil was the whole job interview? Not every stripper everywhere is a prostitute. But…outliers do exist. I’ll never forget where I was this day that I posted this.