Credit where credit is due. Artie didn’t wear his earring when he went to beat down that friggin mayor of Munchkinland.
Artie’s simp earring seemed to be the only thing between him and victory over that broken message-machined putain.
Reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/s/pgWxMEUdkT
Here’s who’s bringing what… Let me know what I’m missing…
Janice: Carmela’s lasagna
Carmela: Lincoln logs sangweeches
Bobby: cemetery cake
Carmine Jr.: Arnold Palmers
Ralph: Pop-Tarts and Fantas
Georgie: ice
Tony: jars of salsa and spoons
Chrissy: frozen Snickers bars
Feech: dandelion salad
Junior: nice and spicy chicken
AJ: sink cereal
Meadow: chili
Hugh: balsamic vinegar
Gloria: flying beef
Livia: blackened mushrooms
Phil: breadsticks
Carmine Sr.: gherkins
Adriana: stirred eggs
Ginny: fruit salad
Vito: bun-less hot dogs
Vito Jr.: Silos
Pussy: papadams
Paulie: Parker house rolls
Ghee induced farts and tummy gurgles
Sex breathing
Sushi chomping
Lifting weights grunts
Rash ruler-scratching satisfied sigh
(Random question: Does anyone on the show ever sneeze? Seems like an odd omission.)
Pudgy Walsh—inspector
Sal Vitro—landscaping
Vic Musto—wallpaper
Davey Scatino—billiard room lighting
Hugh DeAngelis—roof
AJ Soprano—gutters and drainpipes
Patsy Parisi—pool maintenance
Vito Spatafore—ramps and stair chair lifts
John Sacramoni—astroturf smoking patio
Furio Giunta—guesthouse and vineyard
Little Paulie Germani—animal control and home security
Tony Soprano—wine cellar
Hesh Rabkin—horse stables
Junior Soprano—sink disposal and sofa cushions
Paulie Gaultieri—art acquisitions and furniture preservation
Silvio Dante—repairman
Pussy Bonpensiero—sauna
Chris Moltisanti—computers
Ralph Cifaretto—basketball court
Ginny Sacramoni—snack cupboard
Phil Leotardo—the house itself
And would the chassis survive more than five minutes?
If there’s nothing gay about Hell, stands to reason…
Would it be another Uncle Ben situation? Or some other outcome?
Can this social club come to some agreement as to how to spell this word?
EDIT: You fuckers have only made me more confused. 🤌
EDIT 2: Goddamit.
Would Pussy have survived by the skin of his balls somehow?
Chrissy, Murmur, Brainless the Second, and I are meeting with Hollywood executives to pitch Cleaver 2. Danny Baldwin and Betty Bacalll have signed on, but the rest of the cast is wide open. Any suggestions for plot, themes, characters, shooting locations, casting, etc. are most welcome. Thank you.
Tony Soprano, Carmine Lupertazzi, Silvio Dante, Mr. Williams, Pudgy Walsh, Arthur Bucco, Beansie Gaeta & Daniel Baldwin. Who wins and why?
I wish Tony had taken this approach every time someone said something racist.
Christopher Columbus is not a hero in this household, mang. End of story, mang!
When I think of antiheroes in other “top shows of all time,” they are often two or three steps ahead of others with master plans. Yes, those plans often have unintended consequences, but I can’t think of Tony operating strategically on some grand level like Walter White, Omar Little, Tommy Shelby, etc.
Coldest line in the whole series. Short, sweet, disrespectful. Mwah! 10/10 🤌
First this Italian fella (he looked like a Vito or a Eugene) blames me, then he wants to settle the matter with cash, then he takes me from behind. 🔫 Am I The Asshole/AITA?
I have no complaints about the use of music in the series. The songs are canon and essential to the fabric of the greatest show in history at this point. BUT… Do you have any suggestions for song alternatives or the use of a particular song in a scene where music wasn’t used? I think Thunderstruck or Sympathy for the Devil might have been awesome when Tony dodges the assassination attempt, snaps out of his haze, and fights off the assassins.
I’m in the boutonnière business and business is good. Giving a few away as promotional thing. Tell me what the fuck you’d do or trade for a boutonnière and perhaps I’ll give you one.
-¿Qué dijiste?
-Fried chicken and Metanfetamina or whatever.