Larry boy Barese shoulda been #1
So, in keeping with this long standing tradition of doing everything ass fuckin backwards, we are gathered here to celebrate the already venerealated Larry boy Barese.
The King of Dermabrasion. I loved him like a brother in law. Let me tell ya coupla tree things why he shoulda been #1.
- sets the cops on deceased Jackie Aprile Sr for the strange disappearance of Willie fuckin Overalls
- takes time out on the day of his daughters wedding to warn the guys about the federal indictments
- sets the plan in motion to get the heat focused on Junior as figurehead boss
- has an interest in medical school
- disregards his fuckin house arrest for the premiere of Cleaver
- makes sure local PD has enough food and is having a good time
- hangs with celebs like Billie Baldwin, who took Gandhi or whatever to fuckin acting school
- strong ties to the South Beach Strumpet Series
- Godfather to Benny Fazio, criminal mastermind
Not only that, he brought in 3x as many laughs as the rest of those mezza mortes. Yeah thats right, again with the fuckin laughs.