u/DrLegoTy0101

These little shits can fuck up your tower with all sorts of tree roots, always keep a fire spell ready around these pests.

I was drunkenly joyriding my broom until I accidentally ran over 23 mortals, I was then surrounded by mortal police officers who attempted to arrest me so I sent most of them to the realm of all consuming darkness. I am now wanted for the murder of 23 civilians.

✨☀️HE👑HAS RISEN☀️✨ Not just from the grave🪦😩 but from the RIZZ-URRECTION💦🔥 itself‼️ This holy GYATT-DAMN savior💅🏽 walked outta that tomb🚪like “it’s RISZUR-DAY, baby”😈 He hit the gritty💃on death💀, dropped a beat on Satan’s neck🕺and said “I AM HIM.”🫡 Three days later and bro pulled the ULTIMATE respawn⛪️💯 Now it’s time to CELEBRATE🎉🥂 with some BREAD✨🍞and WINE🍷(aka BODY & BLOOD, bestie) He got that HOLY RIZZ🕊️💦, turning water to wine🍇 and hearts to SIMPS🫶🏽 So let’s praise our LORD AND SLAYVIOR💅 in his sluttiest lil loincloth✨👀 It’s giving sacrificial baddie✨ Let the CHOIR MOAN— I mean, SING👼😳 Christ ain’t just back… HE’S BACK WITH A VENGEANCE AND A SIX-PACK So throw up your hands✋😩 and your sins⛓️, because JESUS GOT THAT DOG IN HIM🐾‼️ HE. HAS. RISEN. And so did I. (In more ways than one.) Amen.

I left my tower to get some supplies and I suppose my apprentice left the door open, because when I came back I saw this creature poking its head out behind my stairs. Can any fellow wizards identify what creature this is?