u/DrMRA

So I'm reading the newspaper and I read, I read: "6 Dead in deadly underwater cave expedition." By God I say! These poor men and women. Dead in a cave. Then I turn the page, because you know newspapers have pages. So the next thing I read is: "2 dead in spelunking cave adventure" So I throw the newspaper down, I say this is too depressing. So I turn on CNN and I see a program about bats, and their deadly viruses. And I watch as Anita Ben Song tells me that this cave has so many bats and viruses that it could be the next pandemic! So my gosh, golly! Geez. So I think the best thing to do is to stop exploring caves,