THE VOLLACHIAN EMPIRE NEEDS YOU
Getting tired of the strange events that happen in your empire? Do you want to avoid being friggin kidnapped out of nowhere? Then Vollachia is the choice for you!
Why choose Vollachia? Don't be friggin impatient, we have a ton of reasons why you should choose the best empire.
Vast Lands and Fertile Soil - ✓ Vollachia, is the largest out of the four great nations. Due to it being the largest, it has a ton of space to settle in. You, yes you can decide on what you want to make with the land. Farms? No problem. Vollachia has fertile soil on which crops, trees, and plants can grow healthy. A town? No problem. A market? Same answer. A friggin city? You can build 5 if you want. The freedom is in your hands on what you want to do with it.
Diversity - ✓ Vollachia is home to various races, tribes, whatever you call it. This empire is safe from discrimination and abuse. If you're a demihuman that is being treated harshly in other nations, you are welcome here. The city of Chaosflame is the safest city for any type of being as it is ruled by one of the Divine Generals. If that ain't friggin safe then I don't know what is.
Security - ✓ Vollachia's borders are well maintained and secure as possible. His Excellency the Emperor's brilliant leadership makes sure that no people from other nations can easily trespass and cause chaos among the people. Not only that, Vollachia also has the strongest military force among the four nations as we have the mighty Divine Generals that can easily overwhelm a city in seconds— There's no greater security other than that.
Crime-free - ✓ No corruption, No lunatics, No threats to townsfolk, No predators. That's all I gotta friggin say.
Good Governance - ✓ His Excellency the Emperor is the best ruler a nation could ever have. He transformed this nation into its best form. Not only that, his policies and rules helps the people more than it helps the government. His eyes sees what the people feel, his nose smells the possible dangers that can be prevented, his ears are open for those who wants to bring further good to the empire, and his tongue controls the people to move for the empire's progress.
I have a lot to friggin say but I cannot express it using mere words, only your self can judge the greatness that is the empire. To serve the empire to is to experience what is best. Viva Vollachia!
[ The senile old fart of a friggin Prime Minister made me post this as he couldn't quite get how a friggin Metia works or somethin] [Reposted cause of a bug]