r/TheWitchCultUniverse

"I love it when they run~"

I'm not asking much all im asking is that we get some Darkness and Aqua larpers. And Kazuma misses 2 of His Friends. I've done and Went and asked Discord people, and I got ignored and told to buzz off Mr. Larp. So if two people could larp them it would be appreciated

Anyone who's seen KonoSuba can larp as them.

Just make a post in the comments saying that you got randomly summoned here.

Kazuma here....say...has life went so well for you that you think nothing can take you down as you continue to grow and protect those you love? Well....THIS WORLD CONTINUES TO SCREW ME OVER!!! While adventuring I had the MOST PAINFUL AND SCARY DEATH EVER!!! This person came out of nowhere and started shooting crystals at me...I couldnt get a look at their face but after auto-evade was kicking in, they somehow bypassed it, like they knew....So I started crystallizing. It felt cold....painful....scary...I remember thinking "Can...can I come back from this?"...then it went black. I met. Shadowing figure...it reeked of dread and death, of course I tried to find a way out, shout for Eris or look for a way back, but the moment this thing walked to me and grabbed my head...i saw unspeakable horrors. Beyond even just my deaths but, deaths of my family....then, I woke up in front of Eris. She was puzzled and scared that I had seemingly blanked out when she asked me what happened. I looked like I've seen hell itself....and I'm not gonna lie I felt sick to my stomach. Then I heard it...."Kazuma....I can't revive you...", "...what?" I lunged at Eris and demanded an explanation!!! BECAUSE WHY!? WHY COULDN'T SHE!? EVERYTHING WAS FINE...RIGHT!? She ended up explaining how I died and I get it, it was a set up. I can't go back because it prevented my body from being recovered.....Dammit. DAMMIT!!! DAMMIT!!!DAMMIT!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! I REINCARNATED IN THIS WORLD AND NOT ONLY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ME, ONLY MY PAST REPUTATION BUT IT'S TROUBLE, AFTER TROUBLE, AFTER TROUBLE!!! I DON'T WANT TO GET STRONGER, I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A GUILD, BECOME KING, OR DEAL WITH ALL OF THIS!!! I just want to be left at peace and AT THE VERY LEAST...Make new friends...family...and have fun with it. Why did things turn out that way? Ram....I died for nothing. I couldn't help Ram and I couldn't give that perfect ending to her....I bought a ring for her that I might not be able to make it back to...so I told Eris....i told her to send me wherever she wanted. It doesn't matter anymore, I had lost everything. And gained nothing after death.....

But....Eris tells me that there might be a way to come back, it's risky but it has to work. Of course I'll do anything to get what I once had, to see my family again!...to see Ram again. I obviously agreed to it and it turns out...It comes at a cost. I thought Subaru had it bad initially, and he still might but...the pain I had to endure just to make it back. I'd rather be reincarnated without this cursed luck. My stomach has been hurting and my head feels like its splitting into two, I broke the laws of the afterlife to get back. I made Eris do something she wasn't supposed to...that's my cross to bear. Next time, I'll be careful, next time....I'll make sure Ram doesn't have to see me die. No matter how many insults or blows or deaths I take, screw telling anyone about this stress or agony!...I met with the witch of envy and got in a promise I might be stuck in forever...its not pretty being roped by two parties but who cares. I'm Satou Kazuma, and in this new world from zero, I'll do anything in my power to not make the same mistake again. Hopefully I don't lose myself in the process. Geez this is all so stressful and everything. This better be worth it or else I'm not coming back next time!! I'd rather stay dead!!! That is all for this letter..Mom, dad...You might've not cared when I was on earth or even laughed at my death, but I'll continue to write these letters and stay strong, I'll be the luck factor in this world! Now let's revive once again.

- Kazuma S.

(Side note: I forgot my own plot point for Kazuma's "fall and mind break" so I fillied it with stuff that could work to be changed later)

Rem and emilia-tan are the only ones..

Thanks to u/AinzOoalGown-41 and u/Ok_Rub_9149 I finally got my Puck slippers, they are really fully and comfortable, that fraud of a great spirit is finally useful for something.

『THIS IS THE FULL CONVERSATION! I WAS MERELY JOKING AND SHE DID NOT PUT ME IN MY PLACE! SHE SAID SHE MIGHT ASWELL TRY, IN WHICH I WAS DISGUSTED! THESE LIES WILL NOT PASS!!!』

Could the Arlam village suffice for his tastes? I’m afraid it might be too plain after he took me to Priestella

Could our characters survive in the comic version of Marvel zombies?

Rules

1. Anyone past planetary is nerfed

2. Time related abilities and instant death abilities are restricted (looking at you ainz)

3. If you are a spirit, monster, or anything that wouldn't get infected by a zombie bite, you'll get a magical virus would make you an insane person who would crave eating people.

Also which camp has the best chance at survival?