u/DrakeGodzilla

There is common joke in MHA fanfic that Izuku doesn't understand innuendos, adult jokes, and word play. But I think it would be funnier if he was the only UA student that did, and here are some scenes to prove it.

Scene 1)

"Hey Kirishima, how was your training?" Izuku ask as he enter the common room.

"It was great, there I was getting pounded by Bakubro. And I'm harder than I have ever been before, while he was getting all hot and sweaty, and about to shot off his huge loaded. Then Mineta came up behind him to our surprise and just rubbed his sticky balls all over Bakubro face." Kirishima said with a smile.

"....I'll never get that image out of my head for along as live." Izuku said.

Scene 2)

"Excuse me, Midoriya would mind trying this for me?" Yaoyorozu said as she handed Izuku a bottle of milk, that was on a trace next to two other bottles.

"Not at all, while this really sweet. Where did you get?" Izuku asked on drinking the milk.

"I made it my self." Yaoyorzu said with a smile.

"...What?" Izuku asked.

"I made it myself, I'm trying to work on my ability to make food with my quirk. Now would would like to try some of my juices?" Momo asked while pointing to the bottles.

"Okay?" Izuku said slightly blushing.

"So would you like my salty lemonade or my passion juice?" Momo asked with a smile.

"Your what?" Izuku asked, face fully red.

"Oh I try to make lemonade but taste a little salty to me, but the passion fruit juice seem to turn out find. By the way are you okay?" Momo asked the bright red Izuku.

scene 3)

"Hi, Kendo, how was hero class." Izuku asked the red hair girl.

"Well trying this new quirk move on Kodai, that call I finger bang." Kendo said

"Finger bang?" Izuku ask wide eye and face red.

"Yeah, it is basely by version of your Delaware Smash Air Force move. Anyway I was finger banging Kodai when Bondo came, saw us, and shot his sticky goo all over us." Kendo said to the glowing red Izuku

Scene 4)

"Midoriya where are you going?" Ida asked his friend.

"Oh just going to do some combat training with Ashido and Jiro." Izuku said.

"Ah, a three way, just make sure you bring protection." Ida said while doing hand clops.

"What?!" Izuku nearly shouted.

"The right protection is very important in hero work, even if it is just training. After all Ashido is a squirter and Jiro is a screamer." Ida said while hand clopping.

"Ida who do you know they are?!" Izuku ask not sure if he wanted the answer.

"Well aren't squirters what you call someone who quirk lets them shot liquid, and screamers are people with sound base quirks?" Ida ask.

For those of you wondering, this is an idea based on the post I made on how UA is the most sane hero school by default. With the idea on expanding on the ideas there

Nezu sign as look at his staff, the meeting hasn't even began yet he was already tired from it. Not a good sigh but given all that happen it wasn't surprising.

"So please tell wrong with out meet and greet between the first year hero students of ours and Seiai Academy from the start." Nezu said, hoping to get this over with quickly.

"Besides the fact we did it in the first place? I told we should only do the third year, I mean those seiai are all perverts but at least by then they have more self control." Midnight said.

"Noted, but lets save that for later." Nezu answer back.

"It started very beginning, when the Seiai students ran out of their buses and start try to claim our students as theirs. By seeing who could marked them with the most kisses, or steal clothes, and in less then a minute all but one of our students were half naked and cover in different color kiss marks." Vlad explain.

"So they didn't want Mineta either?" Mic said while rolling his eyes.

"No it was Bakugo, the girls wouldn't go near him. Mineta nearly carried away by that Intelli Saiko girl." Aizawa answer, clearly done with this.

"..."You're kidding." Mic said what everyone was thinking.

"I am not surprisingly, that to everyone shock, especially Mineta's. Who just spend the whole time blue screening around her, as he couldn't processed what was happening. That girl was actually into grape goblins gropests." Aizawa unhappily explain.

"Oh God, there really is enough people for anyone to be at least someone fetish." Midnight said with disgust.

"Yes there is, but as bad she was she wasn't the worst. That would be their Yaoyorozu." Vlad said.

"They have a Yaoyorozu?" Recovery Girl asked.

"Our Yaoyorozu identical twin cousin sister." Aizawa answer.

"What?" All Might asked.

"Their dad got lucky with a pair of identical twins, they look just a like. Even have similar quirks but Seiai lay prize eggs instead pulling things from her skin."

"....Her quirk does what?" Mic asked.

"Don't, just don't think about." Aizawa said unhappily.

"What did she do that made her the worst?" All Might asked, not sure if he wanted the answer.

"Well for one thing she at one pointed pretended to be her sister in order to try and trick Jiro and Midoriya. And yes, she was trying to do what you're thinking. But luckily our Yaoyorozu caught her in the act, which caused her to chase her sister firing off shotgun at her. Which caused Seiai Yaoyorzu to yell out how her sister should have marked her polycule property like she did. Which caused multiple seiai girls to flash our students to show off what I'm really hoping aren't tattoos and brandmarks." Aizawa said, clearly not remembering any of this fondly.

"Oh kami." Hound dog said.

"Also, I'm hoping this doesn't meant what I think it means but that cause our Yaoyorozu. To take a marker and write her name on the foreheads of multiple members of class 1A." Vlad unhappily added.

"Well at least that the worst of it." Cementoss said.

"No it is not, not even close. I haven't got into what the one tentacles was up to and how she came trying to drag off Koda." Aizawa said.

"...I going to need a lot more tea for this." Nezu saod

"Remove your shoes from your desk at once! Such actions are unbecoming of a hero student!" Some blue hair four eye extra yelled at Bakugo.

Bakugo scowl at the taller teen, part wanted to scream at him, but he tries not to listen that part anymore. He couldn't, not after he disappear, so Bakugo took his feet off the desk without saying a word.

In was then her notice the round face extra was running to door, probably to greet another extra. He wasn't really paying attention, and frankly didn't care, but apparently the four-eyes did when over to greet who the hell cares, at the door.

Suddenly Bakugo heard a voice he would know anyway, a voice he heard nearly every day of his life. That was until till little over a year, when the owner of the voice just disappeared. But it couldn't be him could it.

Bakugo quirky turn to the door with eyes wide, and saw him! Midoriya Izuku! The boy he knew his whole life! The boy who after he said something so terrible, so unforgivable, that even the useless sycophants that used to follow him around knew he when to far, still tried to save his life while risking his own! The boy who disappear without a trace right afterwards. Which cause all those useless sycophants and other extras who never pretended to care about him to stop talking to Bakugo and distance themselves from him. As if he was the cause of the boy disappears, made worst by the fact that Bakugo was scare that the boy follow his advise. The boy who disappearance cause Bakugo to break down and confess to his parents and former aunt all he did, all he said to the boy. Which caused his aunt to never want to see him again, even if his parents made sure daily that she was okay, while parents no longer looked at him with respect or pride.

The emotions Bakugo felt he watch the boy happily speck to round face and four eye, were so strong, so many, and so confusing to him he didn't know what to feel. So he when with one he knew how to act on, anger.

"DEKU YOU'RE ALIVE!" Bakugo scream as loud as he could as all the extra turned him as the got from his desk.

"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN NERD! EVERYONE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!? AUNTIE INKO THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! MY PARENTS THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING!?" Bakugo scream as stomp with over to the green boy.

Boy froze for a moment as all eyes turned to him and Bakugo.

"...Y-you know who I am?! Quick what my real name?!" The boy happily shouted to the confusion of everyone, including Bakugo who didn't know how to respond to that.

"...Wait you're asking him your name? Why?" The round face extra asked clearly confuse.

"Oh because I don't know what it is. You see I woke up him UA a little over a year ago with no memories of who I was, and everyone here just calls me Ninth from some reason. Sense they couldn't find out who I really was." The boy said.

"...You have amnesia?" The blue hair asked while Bakugo was trying to make sense of what he heard.

"Oh yeah, it was so bad I couldn't remember how to control my quirk." The boy said.

"A quirk? What the hell are you talking about Deku, you don't have a quirk!" Bakugo said, clearly confuse.

This cause both extras and the boy to look at him confuse.

"Yes I do, a powerful one too. I call superpower. Also is Deku my name?" The boy said as he started to glow with green lighting to the shock of Bakugo.

Bakugo didn't know what the hell was going on, but he knew the nerd was back with memory loss and quirk. And those two things had to be related some how, and he was going to figure out how.

So idea here is mystery fic, Izuku got One For All. but doesn't know it because of memory loss and was missing for his training arch. And Bakugo who blame himself for izuku disappearing plans to find what is going on

A lot of people have been wanting more official stories, and making their own, about what happen after the series. And one the things I have notice about people talking this is them wondering, where would they go now that All For One is dead. Well here the thing, the worst villain for the world is still alive, and it isn't All For One. It was never All For One, it was always Doctor Garaki Kyudai.

But how could he possibly worst than All For One, his quirk only increased in his lifespan, and he work for All For One as his scientist. And that point, his quirk ONLY made him live longer and nothing else. Which means EVERYTHING he created for All For One was created purely by science, meaning it can recreated by anyone who knows how, and the world knows that now.

So what did he created that makes him the worst? Here is reminder, All For One made Gigantomachia but couldn't figure how to make anyone else like him. The doctor made the nomu, and so can anyone else. All For One quirk allow him transferred a quirk from anyone to anyone else and allow him to have multiple quirks safely. The doctor figure how to clone quirks, how artificially create new quirks, and how to put quirks inside people without needing a quirk to do any of it. And lets not forget, it was the doctor who made trigger, it was the doctor who made the rewind drug, and it was the doctor who made quirk-destroying bullets without needing Eri. And he is still alive.

Still alive and held by government that was almost overthrow not by well train army with weapons, supply lines, or strategy. But by an unruly mob held together by anger and a few people who had the raw power to do so. And now that government has a man who could make sure that never happens again, a man who knows how create power and give or take away. A man who knows that how to created truly disposable and loyal undead super soldiers. A man that whole world knows exist he now, and knows these things are possible. So even if they kill him, destroy his work or hide it, the world knows it is possible, and every group with any kind of power and resources will be looking to find out it is.

And as for the man himself, Doctor Garaki Kyudai was All For One most loyal servant and the closest thing he had to a friend. And while All For One is the doctor knows how to make a new one. He did it once before with some unwashed neet, why can't he do it again. Either with himself or, maybe one with a bit more brain. One who doesn't have any of that human weakness, but plenty of that human hate the doctor loves so much

"It is so nice I get to finally met your father Youn Midoriya!" All Might as he and his successor made their to the boy's home.

"I know I can't believe he is back from the states after all this time Al- I mean Yagi." Izuku said.

"Yagi?" All Might asked.

"Yeah I never told my dad about you and One For All, sense I didn't think it would be smart to do so over the phone or in a letter. He thinks you are a personal trainer that help get into UA, and also works there. I figure it would be best to wait a day or so after meeting you in person before telling him the truth." Izuku said

"That make sense I guess, but I can't wait to meet the man who help raise to be such a fine young hero." All Might said he knock on the door.

The door open, and in it stood a man All Might haven't seen in a long time but would know anywhere. And he froze on seeing him, how could he not when seeing the devil himself.

"Hi dad!" Izukuhappily said.

"Hi son, and this must be the famous Mr. Yagi I heard so much about." All For One said.

"All For One is pretending to Izuku's father?!....Wait, he doesn't seem recognize me yet." All Might thought.

"This is where Izuku got his quirk from?! I thought he finally stole one! What hell am I going to do? At least the idiot doesn't seem recognize me." All For One thought.

So yeah the idea of the two meeting recognizing each other but thinking the other deoesn't is funny to me. Even funnier if the reason they are meeting if because of either Inko or Izuku

"Explain this to me again." Denki ask his his grape goblin friend when though the files he had filled the common room with.

"I don't know what you aren't getting Denki. It is simple, I have realize that the realize I can't get any girls is that there is to much competition. I mean in our forty hero students in our grade there are twenty-seven guys and not one of us has a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend in a few cases, but that besides point." Mineta said as read some of the files.

"And the point is?" Sero asked.

"My point is that if I have any hope of getting some I have realize that I need to get rid of the competition. And the way to do that is to get every one else some first!" Mineta as pick up a file.

"So you think that by getting every guy the first year hero course laid, you stand a chance with the girls in our class?" Denki ask.

"Forget the girls in our class! After meeting so many heroines I have learn that all hero chicks are insane oni! I'm going after the gen ed gals, they're normal! And by being in the hero course I'm autonomy cool by default." Mineta answer.

"This is crazy." Sero said to the purple gremlin.

"No, this is Himari, a first year business student who hobbies are collecting Spiderman comics, mountain climbing, and well lets she is friends with marry jane." Mineta said with a smile as handed a file to Sero.

"Crazy awesome that is! Thanks Mineta, have kami bless you!" Sero said as he took the file and ran off.

"Now the hard ones are going to be Midoriya and Bakugo. In Midoriya case there are so many girls into him, I may just have to set him up with a harem with all the hero girls plus Mei just to get him out of the way. While Bakugo I can't decide which guy is better for him, Kirishima or Monoma? He and Kirishima clearly has chemistry together but there something Monoma that seems like the two would go great togather. Hmmm, throuple maybe?" Mineta said as when back to the files.

The idea that Mineta plays matchmaker for others just so there will be less competition is funny to me.

"So let just see if I'm following you. My mother is actually one of the children of Nana, the seventh user. But not by way of her husband but by way of an one night stand she had with Gran Torino that was bought on by booze and grief from the lost of her husband?" Izuku asked.

"So far you got it right." All Might answer.

"For the record I didn't know any of this till recently." Gran Torino said.

"So not only are Nana and Gran Torino my grandparents, which make Shigaraki my half-cousin. But my mother also has an older sister name Haimawari Shoko. Who is in fact the mother of the infamous Japanese vigilante turned American hero Skycrawler. Making him my half cousin as well?" Izuku said.

"Yes." All Might answer again.

"And All For One, in effort to screw with you not only made Shigaraki but found my mother, marry her, and had me. Because he was planning to rise me into a villain like Shigaraki but was stop by you taking down his empire. Also my pediatrician was in fact his most loyal minion and my quirkless diagnosis was in fact a lie. But no one can tell if he stole my quick or I simply don't know how to use, and me being able to use the quirks of past users may have something to do with my birth quirk." Izuku said.

"Also correct." All Might calmly said.

"Oh and there is more, Gran Torino is the grandson of the guy that my dad stole the stockpile quirk from that was use to make One For All. And Monoma from 1b is my half brother because dad was trying to make a stronger version of all for one to steal, but when it didn't work lost interested in him. Is that everything?" Izuku said, not calmly.

"....I been dating your mother for awhile now, and well she pregnant. With twins, one girl and one boy, according to a nurse with a early pregnancy detection quirk." All Might added.

"I mean every teacher and staff member, with the exception of myself and Recovery Girl. Most if not all of the student body, and nearly every single prohero who has met him. All believe that Midoriya is your secretly your son. There are even multiple forums about it online, that started sense the first year's sport festival all about how he could be your secret son. And several of the villains he has fought openly believe he is your kid." Nezu explained.

"But why on Earth do they believe that?" All Might asked

"You're kidding right? He literally has your quirk, he started off trying to fight just like you, the two of you often eat together. With lunches you made by the way, you are always taking him aside or going off to talk with him, and he has your phone number! Plus while not well know it isn't a secret that you were a late bloomer just like him. It also doesn't help that he does a very good impression of you. Frankly don't know why this surprise you, to anyone who doesn't know the truth of one for all it is only logical to assume you two are father and son." Nezu stated.

"Well at least this easy to clear up, we just get connect with Midoriya Hisashi have him come to UA...His number is on file right?" All Might Asked.

"About that, I can't prove that Midoriya Hisashi is real, and in fact don't believe he is." Nezu said.

"What?!" All Might nearly shouted.

"No social media about him at all, Inko doesn't have any photos or videos of him, or even phone number to contact him with. And seems to get very defensive when asked about him. All records of him are may look real but if you know hot dig a little bit it is very clear that they are fake. And money the Inko gets from him is paid automatically from a swiss bank account that hasn't had anyone put a deposit in for years. The only to find out who Hisashi is would be to do a DNA test on Izuku, and giving that the only reasons why someone would go so far to hide themselves aren't legal. It may just be better for everyone including Izuku to just lie and say he is son." Nezu said.

So another All Might and Izuku's son fic with some Dad For One throw in but told from All Might POV. Which hasn't seen before. That the general idea here

The screen when off, and the room full of heroes turned to Nezu.

"The league has gone to far this time. They expect me to send our most powerful hero, but I won't send All Might. They expect to me to send our greatest fighter, but I won't seen Gunhead. They expect me to send our most dangerous hero, but I won't send Thirteen. No, I will the deadliest hero that Japan has ever know." The rodent said with no emotion.

Fearful gasp were heard almost the heroes, but only one dare to speak up.

"You can't serous! You aren't actually thinking of releasing HIM against them!" Aizawa shouted, while praying that man mouse wasn't actually going to let him of all people out.

"They have gone to far! They don't deserve mercy! Lunch Rush! Saute and mince till its all done!" Nezu shouted.

And like reaper himself, the hero stood up and spoke in voice as cold the grave and twice as empty. "I will leave no leftovers."

Okay idea is that Lunch Rush is the deadliest of all the pro heroes simply because there is an old saying where I come from. "You don't mess with a high school cook." So idea that the hero cook is the deadliest hero is both funny to me and makes perfect sense if you think about. After all he has to be good with knives, and has to fast to cook for hundreds of students.

Mt. Lady didn't graduation from a hero school, she when to a farm school that had a hero course, and yes this is canon. So here an idea based on that.

Mt, Lady and other pros goes to UA during a "normal" day of training for 1A and 1B. As part of some pro meet up for the hero students. She is taken aback by how insane UA teaching methods are to her, and even says so. This causes all the pros and teachers to break out laughing to her confusion. Nezu then explains a simple truth, all hero schools are insane, then just come in different flavors and degrees of insanity, and what makes UA the greatest hero school in Japan is because it is the most sane by default!

Mt. Lady doesn't believe him and neither do the students, so Nezu takes them on a tour to the other hero schools talked about in canon. And is quickly prove right, that all hero schools are indeed insane.

Ketsubutsu is basely a Loony Tune school, their big three are more less the three stooges. Their support students make things that look like Acme sells them. Their business classes teach people to Bugs Bunny their way though deals. Most of their students has quirks that look like they came from a gag manga.

Seijin is underground hero school that tries turn everyone into Batman or at a least ninja. The teachers don't know their students names or faces as everyone has to keep that secret as part of their training. The students spend most of their time sneaking from class to class because if they are caught their grade goes down.

Shiketsu is more of a military school then UA and because of that most of their comes in four flavors. Violence psychos that even Bakugo thinks they need anger management, note Seiji was like this at first. Slackers that will barely do anything at all, including moving. People so draconian by nature that even Ida thinks they need to lighten up. And finally people like Inasa, who turns out to be one of calmer of these types. While teachers are either cowards scared of their students or the types that wakes them up at 5am by firing shotguns in the dorms!

Isami students mostly have villainous quirks, or at the very least highly dangerous one. To the point that school is like an apocalyptic war zone. With all kinds of disasters happening hourly.

Seiai is filled with the kinds of perverts that even Midnight and Mineta thinks are too much. And you don't even want to know what their support students make on the daily.

Here is idea that I have not seen but wouldn't be surprise if it exists. Sense in many fics Eris calls Izuku's papa, and also in many fics All For One is Izuku father, why not not combine the two? Have All Fore One, either in person or by spying hear Eris call Izuku's Papa and actually believe that Eris is his biological granddaughter. Would be funny to see him freak out and try to figure out who the mother is in other to perform a shotgun wedding. Has anyone done this yet?