To my neighbour with the dog (you know who you are) can you try and get it to start barking at stupid o'clock at night?
I've recently moved house, and my old neighbour had this dog that wouldn't shut up with it's barking at all hours of the night. It used to keep me up all night, but I eventually got used to it.
Now I've moved, the new neighbour has this lovely dog that is good as gold. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY! I'M LYING AWAKE IN THE DEAFENING SILENCE AND IT'S AFFECTING MY SKETCHES!
Please, I beg you, get a cat for it to howl at or something!!!