LF Extreme low maintenance "friend"
I might send a meme and you can reply with an emoji reaction after a few days. Maybe if we haven't interacted for a few weeks one of us can actually reply "lol" or "how you".
Ideally I would want at least one 10 reply convo a year but not more than that. Need someone that won't get mad if I forget who they are kinda now and then.
Need to be employed preferably 9-5 so there's no pent up energy that gets converted into unnecessary yapping.
I prefer other men since the lower emotional maturity and conflict avoidance means longer awkward silences. I am white so any other races that have a historical reason to feel subconscious unease with me is a bonus. An early morning (after 10) message like "where is the land?" puts me in a perfect position to ghost for a while.
Wordy responses will be ignored. No extroverts, hikers, padel players & other immoral folk. Thanks.