u/Due-Negotiation-5918

man comes into a bar sits down and takes a tiny pianist out of his pocket and a tiny piano and sets it on the bar the bartender says "where did you get that" the guy replies "theres a ginie outside" the bartender runs outside and a few seconds later a million ducks enter the bar the bartender runs inside and says "YOU DIDNT TELL ME HE WAS DEAF" the guy replies "well you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

asking a german girl for her number i got the first number its nein