u/Due_Shame_9017

After spending three exhausting hours preventing Wiz from purchasing another ‘legendary cursed bargain item,’ moi decided to take a peaceful stroll through Lugunica...

Only to encounter THIS suspicious tiny creature lurking behind wooden crates while clutching an apple like a criminal mastermind.

The little menace suddenly attempted to rob moi while shouting incomprehensible nonsense about ‘taxes,’ ‘survival,’ and ‘fruit-based economics.

Fortunately, moi’s overwhelming magnificence caused the gremlin to flee before any damage could be done.

Still... should this strange little Guy cause further disturbances in the capital, perhaps someone ought to teach him a proper lesson.

“Preferably Reinhard.”