u/DunkinYumYum

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I recognized a woman 3 years later by her ass alone

3 years ago I was unemployed and worked at a friend's booth at a convention for 4 days. Well, behind me was a booth where a woman was selling trinkets and her thing was to play music and dance swaying her hips back and forth the entire time.

Now, I wasn't being a creep, I didn't bother her all weekend and didn't even speak to her until the last day when we talked about a weird-ass customer who bothered us both.

But lets just say that she while she was dancing, she was definitely showing off the goods behind her with the black tights she wore every day. Even a few friends who stopped by my booth were like "Uh, dude... are you seeing that?"

So anyway, 3 years later I barely thought of her, other than my buddy and I who worked the booth occasionally bringing it up. Like "Dude, she didn't stop dancing for 8 hours a day for 4 days!"

But then yesterday I'm in the grocery store parking lot. I see a woman in black tights loading her car, and I'm like "I haven't seen an ass like that since I worked that convention...." She closes her trunk, turns to grab her cart and I make a 2 second glance that feels like 5 minutes. It was her. I quickly turn my head away. She looked tired, I didn't even want to try the "Hey, do I know you from somewhere?" Best to let her be.

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u/DunkinYumYum — 8 days ago