u/Duo_Of_Ducks

The Arkham Knight: “What is this place? This isn’t Gotham.”

((THE DOOF IS HERE!))

Here’s all the images I have for them

For those of you who don’t know, this(first image)is the America Wizard. Given that fact, one would think he has the ability to do magic, here’s the thing, none of it is actually magic. All the metal and fire that he calls upon to fall from the sky is actually being fired from bombers and fighter jets that come from a fully operational US military base, his ‘wand’ is actually a military radio. ‘How does that work with the summons?’ They’re all people, called upon to do things assigned to them by the America Wizard(he’s their boss), any ‘magic components’ he uses are really just gifts of appreciation. The summoned characters shouldn’t count towards my claimed characters because they’re only being used temporarily(they may not even be used for weeks after first being summoned). PJ Doc(second image)and Marsoc(third image)are both people summoned by the America Wizard, however the only reason why those two count towards my claimed is because they’ve been in the party too long.

???: “Now where the bloody ‘ell am I?”

Suction Cup Man is an Australian who climbs generally large structures using suction cups. He doesn’t know boundaries and the ‘antagonist’ of his plot(Guy Business)made that very clear the first time they met. After that meeting, SCM got hired by the United States Government to climb, and disarm, a North Korean ICBM, which he did. In exchange for that service, he was granted one free suction cup climb on any building he chose, the hospital that Guy Business was in(see Suction Cup Man: a South Park animation). After going for another climb on Guy Business’s tower, he gets hit by Guy’s new anti-suction cup window cleaner(his company makes cleaning products) and drifts towards the highway with his parachute. Unsurprisingly, he gets run over and mangled by several cars that crash into each other, and subsequently goes to Hell. He escaped Hell(because fuck death)and gets taken to court for multiple accounts of trespassing. The Court finds him guilty of all charges and bans him from owning any climbing grade suction cups. After getting depressed with no purpose in life, he goes to a sex toy store to buy rope(which we can only assume he going to use to hang himself), the store clerk helps him realize that he was only banned from climbing grade suction cups, later we see him climbing Guy’s tower using dildos and calling himself penis man(I should’ve warned y’all in advance, my bad), Guy eventually drops the court order and lets him climb on the weekends to compromise. In this timeline, SCM is climbing a tower one day, until he gets to a floor that was sprayed with anti-suction cup window cleaner, he falls through a portal that opened beneath him and arrives on Mobius.

Team Heroes:
Finn McMissile (Speed)
Lore Accurate General Brasch (Power)
Metro Man (Fly)

Team Mutual Respect:
Quirrel (Speed)
Canadian Barbarian (Power)
Suction Cup Man (Fly[technically])

Can’t wait for the main arc.