r/noita

I need the addition of an anchor item.

When you drop it, the camera stays here while your character can move all around the screen.

This allows us to break our interface, inventory and pop up messages, and face the consequences of it.

I need to be able to break the "Quit" button, or break through the game and have a stroll on my desktop.

I'd give Noita admin power if it means I can use Noita to destroy it's own program.

I'd blow up the "system" folder, I don't care.

I want to destroy it all.

It seems if I dont get my hands on a digging wand or TP that can bring me back up to explore all missed pickups....the run will die at hisii but even in runs where my 3 neurons work overtime and create a good wand that blitz everything and make me feel like a god....after ethnic cleansing the jungle....Im left with the following options

1. go down and die as suddenly the wand that was nuking everything decided violence is wrong

2. go up and die to random fuckury in the name of curiosity

3. die

The furthest ive gone in exploring in a run is killing the green booger thing in pyramid and alchemist with create explosion and hiding till he killed himself...followed by infinite black hole into lava pit

(my genius was so advanced it looped back into retardation)

Whats to do after jungle? How does one prep for parallel worlds??

Ps. Still new and having a blast dying every way possible, I can finally make it past hisii consistently but then get stuck, where I cant seem to scale my damage or survivability up

i'm just... so confused?

it feels like this game demands that you play with caution and care in order to succeed, but also that just... doesn't reward you 99% of the time. So you have to keep going, and going, and going... all while making zero progress at all? I don't feel like I'm learning anything by dying in the first three levels a kajillion times because I couldn't get anything useful.

I've seen a lot of people saying that 'everything is useful' and that a skilled player can turn just about any run into a great one, but... I just don't see it. Plus... I'm not sure how to turn from a beginner into an actually competent player if I don't get the opportunity to ever play with the game's mechanics because I just get stuck dying over and over with terrible rng.

I'm sure it's just a skill issue, or something... That's probably what you'll say, at least, but it feels like this game wants me to crawl my way from the bottom while also putting me back at the bottom and taking away my climbing gear every single time i take a moment to breathe.

I've seen some of the amazing complexity this game has. The wands, the spell combos, the funky ways to get around the holy mountain trigger... but I can't experiment with those, because most of the time I just end up dying or worn out with nothing to show for it.

How am I supposed to... get there? How am I meant to enjoy the game if I don't get to play it?

I dont know what to do! currently im just going parallel worlds and getting perks.

I know i have the achievement pillars to do but im spoilt for choice and im overwhelmed. I dont know where i should go or what i should see. I have a weird fear that if i do too much now ill get bored of the game when i have nothing to strive for later.

I hate (love) it