

No disrespect to my fellow non-mech divers BUT
Okay this is a vent post alright, but it's WARRANTED !!
I was diving on Mox right, that planet SUCKS, it's so freedom forsaken HOT
I'm in my Mech right, and I complain about how hot this planet is and my fellow diver goes "Oh yeah? You're in your air-conditioned mech and you're complaining about the heat?" OKAY
FIRST OF ALL, YOU'D NEVER understand the pain I feel in that mech, since MOX IS SO HOT, I DIDN'T WEAR MY *FANCY* INSULATED lining that comes with my 0-3 Free spirit uniform. DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD I WAS IN THAT MECH??
You blue collar helldivers will never understand the pain that we hard working Exo-Certified divers have to go through, when we don't wear our insulating uniform liner and being just a little too uncomfortably chilly because of the AC
ANOTHER THING RIGHT
My ship crew can be so useless right, I ORDERED my LIBERTEA before the mission right, and THEY DIDN'T PUT IT IN MY CUP HOLDER WHEN THE MECH CAME DOWN! For freedoms sake, IT WAS IN THE 3RD exosuit NOT THE FIRST!!
Had a dream where there was a transgender Blover from Plants vs. Zombies but upon closer inspection it was just the British flag in pastel colours
Had to make it real