Love Languages
Sijui acts of service, gifts, words of affirmation, quality time, and physical touch yadayada. Btw, it's said that your love language is what you didn't get enough of as a kid. So if yours is physical touch it's because you weren't hugged enough as a child. If it's spending quality time, it's because you were neglected and abandoned as a child 💀.
Lakini kwa ground, money is a major love language.
And the only actually incontestable love language is consideration. Someone actually showing you that you are an important human deserving of love by how they treat you and talk to you.
However, if you are already dead inside from degrees of dust studies in the city of Nairobi, none of these shenanigans apply. You just cynically laugh when they are mentioned. Labda ulikuwa mrembo ungetaka physical touch, ukafinywafinywa ka avocado ukaachwa kwa soko. Labda wewe ni jamaa unapenda angalau acts of service moja mbili, ukapatana na gaidi from murima ikakuambia she's not your nyúkwa.
The greatest love language, then, is witnessing Arsenal winning the league after over two decades and taking joy in seeing the haters in pain. Nothing comes close!