In my 36 years of life, I've never felt like this.
This man, let me call him M, was so good.
Talking stage, a few dates here and there.
Then he confessed after 2 weeks of talking that he has a girlfriend of 1 year.
Mbona uko soko and you have a girlfriend.
Acha nikae single Tu.
am 23 and my hr is 31 i want to ask her out on a date this end month as far as i know she's single guys pray for me here
Wenye walibuy cars wakiwa young under 25yrs, I’m 20M and I want to buy an audi A5 2013-2016 model by the end of the year, is it wise to do that?,,,nishabuy 2 lands now I want to get something nice for myself. And also nafaa kwenda attachment this june but siezi because my business is getting a lot of motion na siezi iacha to go suffer on attachment, so if you can connect me with “za macho deals” I’ll highly appreciate.
Edit: I’m not fishing for dms (my dms are off btw), if you have nothing to say bro just ignore the post, no need for negativity. I might be lying but I might also be saying the truth,,,,si kila young guy online with motion ni scammer, tuko 2026,I believe there is someone here who has been in this situation, I’m just looking for their advice
Just remembered kuna time nilijaribu hiyo bathroom sex fantasy 😭 nikaset dem doggy kwa tiles nikaanza pumping… kidogo dem alislide akapiga kichwa chini.
Nilibaki hapo na panic attack nikingoja aongee 😭. Luckily akaamka.Hapo ndo nilijua lust inaeza kufanya ukue murder suspect wa bure😂😂
juu sai ningekuwa naenda kuserve supper nikiwa na uniform ya serikali
First, this day tuko bed na wife tunataka kulala. Upstairs neighbors started humping and the woman gets loud! I ask my wife kama anasikia, she said no. Switch off our phones on silent and clearly now we can hear the clapping and woman going intermittently “ahh!!” I don’t know where the instant boner came from.… I railed my wife proper. I still finished before the upstairs guy.
Second one is whenever my friend (F) tells me her personal stuff, especially stuff touching on her sexual life with her husband, I found I increasingly want to hear it in detail. I don’t want her to gloss over it with euphemisms, ati “tumekosana so jana tuli do kama tumenyamaziana”… I want detail: where were you, how did you feel, did you cry? tell it like it’s a central part of the story! She obviously says it’s none of my business but I think she enjoys the thought that someone wants details…
So, been in the dating pool swiping left but finally found 'the one'.
Talking stage nini nini, ya'll know how things go. We seem to have so much in common. We both come to conclusion to start dating officially. We even went to Singapore. Everything was going so well until nigga decided to ghost out of the blue.
I don't know what happened because we never even argued, sex was so good, damn 😭. The most painful part is that he is little bits of everything I've ever wanted.
As we are talking niko ICU man. I'm not loving again. I think imma keep things purely sexual going forward,even if it means paying for sex and happy endings.
So we recently “broke up” but technically it was more of a situationship. We were talking for around 6 months, celebrated monthly anniversaries, exchanged gifts intentionally from both sides, all that soft life stuff 😭
The breakup happened and honestly I don’t blame her. Sometimes things just happen and maybe not everything is meant to last. I have accepted that part.
Now the funny part is… she’s requesting all the gifts back
At first I almost said “should I also ask for mine back?” but nikasema achana nayo. Since then it’s been nonstop texts, calls from different numbers, even after blocking her and most of her circle. Every day it’s “how can I get my gifts back?”
Kumbe relationships in 2026 ni receipts and returns department 😭
At this point I’m not even angry anymore, I am just laughing at the situation. I’ll probably just return the stuff for peace of mind and move on.
But genuine question for discussion:
When gifts are exchanged in a relationship/situationship, do people actually expect them back after things end?
From the experienced eaters, would you say coochies have a distinct taste. Apart from the general alleged 'metallic' taste, kuna criteria ina affect the taste ama ni hygiene?
I have read somewhere that the anatomical and biological similarities between human and pigs is striking.
That's why pigs, just like women, experience menstruation
That's why in the biblical story, Jesus cast the demons from human to pigs
That said, pig meat is 99% identical to human meat, and anyone who eats pork is capable of eating human meat.
What do you all think?
Unsolicited observation but hear me out...
Many ladies will be like I can't date a struggling or broke man..mara you are a bare minimum..listen, if you can't afford your patched lifestyle or do those things for yourself...sorry to say but you're the one struggling....you are not even "your type"😐 and might as well date that fellow broke man😆. You're not the princess your father lied that you are.
Na kuna wale wa nikupikie ama nikuoshee kwani umenioa...one who won't do anything for you but bruv u expect favours and financial gains. Honestly remove sex and you'll realize most ladies have nothing to offer.
Standards ziambatane na your capacity to do them on your own. Even many men want ladies who will do anything in a relationship, we're in 2026 right? Where it's all about 'woman empowerment', 50-50 for all and no gender roles.
My two cents...
As a habit when I’m in Kenya, I hunt pale IG, and I landed an Umoja light-skin bhaddie. After some chats here and there, we met at Loft pale Garden City. I didn’t want to bring her near my place in case ni mchele shore, so Westlands/Garden City ilikuwa safe distance, if she takes my old phone and the 9k in my M-Pesa, cool. Bora asifikie bags.
At Loft, she started going hard on tequila shots kama tatu. Kidogo naona anatoa ka white pouch, salt-looking, straight to the gum. Hapo ndio mambo ilienda left. Speech ikaanza kuslur, kutusi bouncers, drama tupu. One of the guards called me kando, akasema to we leave peacefully.
Next thing, this babe is vomiting, kukojoa, na kuhara kwa parking lot. I had to send a nduthi guy anunue karatasi kubwa ya kufunga nyama because my car seats were not about to survive that unwiped booty. Kufika mtaa around 10:30, cleaning lady alikuwa standby for 2k. Akaoshwa, akapewa lost and found clothes plus ngotha ya Quickmart.
Morning ikafika, alikuwa anataka we clap, but trauma ya kuona mtu mzima akihara na me si nurse, almost 1L kwa parking lot ilikuwa contraceptive enough. Appetite ilipotea instantly. Mafi ya mtu mzima si mchezo. And then i had to pay 4k for the car to be cleaned, like all seats removed i did not see her, vomit on the car doors and carpets.
Is it just me or there is a pretty girl surfeit? They are literally everywhere. On my drive to work today I could count like 10 in one morning (I'm sure I missed a lot trying to focus on the road), na ni Waiyaki way, sasa imagine Thika road.
I still wonder how people say its hard to get girls. Kwanza in Westlands on weekends there is an oversupply, you can easily count the men partying, but the girls? heh, a platoon of chikitas, a conglomerate of all types.
sorry if this post is doesn’t make sense i’m just really loosing it rn.
so for background information : on sunday night i had gotten back from a house party with a bunch of people and i know for a fact i did not have sex with anyone while i was there, and the last time i DID have sex was weeks ago and we didn’t use a condom.
i was just using the bathroom about 10 minutes ago and i noticed something was off while i was wiping, like i could feel something inside me? i was confused so i pulled it out and it was a condom. i’m so fucking confused right now because i know for a fact that i did NOT have sex with anyone while i was at the airbnb, i didn’t get too drunk and forgot if i fucked someone, i haven’t had sex in weeks and last time i did we didn’t use a condom. is it possible i could have gotten raped?
i’ve gone over every possible scenario of HOW a condom could’ve made its way inside me without me noticing, my friends kept asking me if it’s from the last time i had sex but i know it isn’t. sorry i’m just really confused and freaked out and i feel fucking sick, did they do it to me while i was sleeping????????
Your ex is dead. The woman you loved doesn't exist anymore.
Accept that first. She's not the same girl who laughed with you.
She's not the same girl who cried for you.
She evolved or decayed, but either way, she's gone. Women don't move on. They transform. They shed skin, rewrite memories and become someone new. Someone unrecognizable.
You're chasing a ghost. A memory, a version of her that only exists in your nostalgia, not in reality.
The girl who once loved you might despise you now. That's not betrayal. That's female adaptation. When women leave, they burn the bridge and the map. They erase the man to protect the new identity.
You might still love her, but she's not the same creature you fell for.
That chapter closed the day she changed her heart...and here's the brutal truth. She's not coming back. Even if she does, it won't be her.
You mourn a person that no longer exists. Let that sink in. Bury the illusion. Move forward...because clinging to a memory is how men die inside, while she lives a new life.
Looks aside, who are you choosing🤔
For me it is Laura; she has a small carbon print
I often get into Tiktok and see many people, mostly women, just go live for no reason at all. Is there anyone with a partner who just goes live maybe because they're bored or sth. I don't understand what validation one might be looking for in order to do that.
I’m actually so jealous of people who have sensitive nips cause what do you mean you can get off from getting your Tu nyonyos sucked😭🙄Ebu mniambie nitafanya nini zangu zikuwe sensitive 😕and no I’m not getting my nips pierced 😭❌