r/unhingedKenya

Nilibag a lunje babe na the stereotype is true. Bora tu this chile ameshiba, ile mechi napewa.... Ata naskianga nipige salute nimwimbie National anthem all stanzas. Leo nimefika kejani na nyama 1kg. Tumekula, tumeshiba, na adi ingine ikabaki.(ugali iliisha) Sai as I'm typing this, ako kwa bafu ananiandalia meza.

I hope ya'll will find love some day.

I remember this one time I saw a colleague crying outside the office.

Being the gentleman I was, I decided to go over and offer some comfort or maybe help.

Wueh. 😂

Just as I was about to ask her what was wrong, she looked up, saw it was me, and started crying even harder. 😭😭

Then she started telling me to go away while waving her hand at me like I was a hawker she wasn't interested in buying from. 💀

The way she looked at me, you'd think the thought of me helping her was somehow worse than whatever she was crying about. 😂

At that point I didn't even say anything. I just turned around and left.

So last time l was here l asked to make male friends.
Then l realized that l had enough tbh.
All l was lacking was a specific type of friends.
Small background.
Tech nerd .
I code a lot.
Love tech with all my heart.
Gym rat.
80kg bench.
Not like that would help.
Jacked .
Just one twist.
I lack party friends.
Going to this concert on 29th and if you have no one to go with hmu.
Would prefer a couple since l have my girl.
We can go to a club pregame .
Then dip to the venue….
I really have no issue with my current friends.
It’s just that all of them are serious nerds.
Tried talking them into this but they just weren’t having it l guess.
So if you fit the category you can hmu.

As a man ikifika a certain age you need to have sexual discipline and realize not every woman who throws coochie at you is worth sleeping with.

I remember in my early 20s girls would be so cold juu all girls my age were dating salaried guys and mimi hio time niko block trying to survive.

Years later nikiwa around 24 that’s when I started kushika pesa vizuri and I’ll admit I made a lot of mistakes juu sasa that time I could afford a good lifestyle, a monthly gym membership, well furnished house, expensive perfumes, good clothes etc.

It’s like women know when you have money, I went from chasing to now women hitting up on me.

Knowing how I struggled broke days I couldn’t resist, kila dem akikuja my way nilikua napita na yeye to a point hadi nilijiita kamkutano. It’s like I was on a Body Count Olympics and that shit made me not want any form of a solid relationship.

I had piled up wild numbers, at 26 I had double my age, by the time I came back to my senses and had wasted a lot of money and time chasing pleasure.

Now in my late 20s sleeping around doesn’t make sense at all and wouldn’t wish to go back there.

I think it’s a phase every man should go through in his early ages kushinda late ages but just make sure you won’t get sick.

Luckily I never got any form of infection or diseases.

I'm gonna hold your shoulder when I say this; YOU OWE YOUR PARENTS NOTHING

You don't owe your parents your life, your obedience, or a "repayment" for your childhood.

They treat you like shit you are the shit, do this do that to impress them have some form of validation from them stop you have nothing to prove to anyone. Some parents want you to set yourself on fire to keep themselves warm, yes they bore you nurtured you its not a favor they doing for you its a moral responsibility, a choice they made planned or unplanned. Drop the guilt and go live for yourself.

The pain brother, the pain.

Mtu akiwachwa hufanya nini, as a man (nimeishi man solo since 18 she was my 1st one na saa hii Niko 22)🥲😂? Ju I pushed things too far and she gave up, makosa ni yangu. I should have sat with the peace but mimi na chaos ni kama Israel na America.. we will find each other tu. I learnt that too late. Now nimeambiwa that she feels that she has hurt me too much to keep on trying. I'm not hurt, at least not by what she did because she owned up, proud of her.

Moving on nayo itakuwa ngumu sana. Anyway, let me download The Lone Soldier niwatch to tell myself, things won't be okay. Don't give 2nd chances because you won't get one if you fall.

Immediately after clearing highschool there were no finances to take me to college, I had managed to get a C+, which honestly wasn’t that bad despite kusomea day school.

All my friends came from financially stable families. After kumaliza shule ulikua unaskia so and so amenunuliwa gari, sijui nani amepelekwa afanye computer packages and driving, mwingine ametafutiwa job before ajoin campo.

Looking at myself I’d even cry juu sasa ata hio pesa ya computer packages hakuna. After 1 year kila mtu had joined shule, some were in JKUAT, Moi, Strathmore etc yaani mimi ndo nilibaki hometown pekee yangu.

Ata watu wakiniona wanauliza “Na wewe unajoin lini shule?.” Honestly nilikua nashindwa kujibu to a point I even went through a depression phase juu I’d feel everyone around me is miles ahead.

Anyway niliona hakuna hopes and decided kuhustle sasa. My first job was kuandikwa kuuza mtumba where I was paid 150 per day but with time nikaacha and opted for mjengo which was 600 per day, so weekly it’s 3,600.

Mjengo was far away in another area so I’d dress up so good, asubuhi ukiniona you’d think nafanya kazi ya maana then nikifika site nachange,navaa nguo za mjei nafanya mjei all through and jioni I take a shower, navaa poa and go back home. I’d lie to all my friends job nafanya juu I’d feel so ashamed.

Hio time I was hitting up on a certain girl from a very rich family, kwao walikua wanakaa a certain estate called Mona Park in Ruiru, ata yeye I was lying to her job nafanya juu sasa hangenikubali, she knew I’m working tao in an office.

Time tunameet kupewa goodies I’d borrow keja from a friend who was in JKUAT and pretend it’s mine, it was a nice furnished bedsitter.

Sasa there’s a time mjengo iliisha and fundi akapata another site karibu na hio estate, everyone kwa site knew I was dating the girl so wakimuona walikua wananiambia najificha hadi anapita na akipita unaskia “Weee 🗣️ kuja sasa ashaenda” 😂😂, they were so understanding.

Sasa makosa ilifanyika, one day sijawai sahau ilikua siku ya koroga na ilikua inafanyiwa mahali nje then tunabeba na buckets ama wheelbarrow tunapeleka ndani.

Mimi nikiwa hapo kumbe my shawty had gone for cycling na her siblings and friends from the estate, they somehow decided kupitia karibu na site na sijui.

Mimi nikiwa nimeinama nikienda kuchukua bucket niweke kwa shoulders we bumped into each other face to face, she was shocked 😳, said hi and akaenda, her siblings were also shocked especially her younger sister juu she used to know me.

Ata a week haikuisha akaniambia she can’t date me, I felt hurt juu I knew nimeachwa juu ya hio lakini sasa ningedo? That motivated me to even work hard and find better opportunities.

I thank God juu years later I’m where I want to be in life, with a stable job, travelling the world, making good money and living the best life.

Fvxk those dark days 😂😂😂

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I met this guy at a house party. We had chemistry, cuddled and spent the night together but never had sex. He ghosted me afterward, so I mirrored him and we had no contact for a month.

During that month he met my friends separately and flirted with them. We met again at another party, where he kept provoking me about flirting with my friends and even announced to everyone that I had a crush on him. We cuddled again, but later I got triggered by everything we'd never discussed and left.

After another two weeks of silence, I contacted him about a completely platonic deal. We chilled, smoked a little, and he promised to send me the money (KSh 500). He never did and then ghosted my calls/texts.

And THAT is what has hurt me the most. 😂

I know it's not really about KSh 500. I felt like I had accepted that he wasn't interested romantically, tried to keep things platonic, and he still managed to disrespect me in the most basic situation.

This happened a week ago and I've brought it up to my friends three times. They're saying I'm way too emotional, that this clearly isn't about KSh 500, and that they can just give me the money.

I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY. I WANT TO RANT. 😂

I've spent years listening to them rant about their boyfriends and baby daddies, so I expected them to let me rant about my one ridiculous situation too. They say I'm keeping score and that I'm too attached. Even my brother agrees.

Maybe I am.

Also, I've been celibate for over two years and I did NOT have sex with this guy. My friends genuinely cannot comprehend that. 😂

So Reddit, am I overreacting?

Bad sexual experience plus some childish nonchalant act made some fine girl think men aren't her type.

As we speak right now naenda home. Na on my right side I have a completely different scent from what I had nkitoka kwa nyumba.

So how i got this scent is normal lakini sijui kama ataelewa. Nlikuwa kwa mat going to town, seated kwa dirisha. Some man came and sat next to me with this conc feminine-like perfume ile inawezakukupea headache.

Unfortunately it brushed off on my right shoulder na imebaki kwa sweatshirt yangu. She knows how my perfumes smell. Mark you I have 6 different scents.

Sasa nashindwa ntasema hii story are bila kuonekana mwongo.

Naomba mnisaidie before nifike nyumbani.

If your company is hiring Diploma graduates please help a brother out. Some links and the minimum requirements needed would do and I'll proceed from there. Hapa Kenya sijui tutapelekana wapi na hii Diploma yangu ya Computer Science.

There's a redditor posting sub reddits which my eyes shouldn't see😭😔 . Never knew there were such things people practise and do for their pleasure the thing is I tell myself I shouldn't click on the links but curiousty did kill the cat

Listen, You don't have to be a pick up artist. You dont need a "strategy".

Just shower, put on a deodorant, have a nice haircut. Just look presentable then go talk to random women in the streets. I'd vouch for Cbd, Riverside drive or Karen.

No small talks, don't try some weird shit like being sexual, maintain eye contact. Don't even try to grab her number unless you want something serious with her. just have a raw organic conversation. Its therapeutic Af!! You'll feel good the whole month.

I did it 7 times today, Got genuine laughs, a few confused stares and 2 extremely gorgeous women completely ignored me 😂. I do this shit after every 2 months

Your social battery needs charging too, Go do it bro

I'm literally so desperate rn. Anyone who has gigs mimi ata feet pics nitauza😄😂😂. Need quick cash nibuy medication (antipsychotics) by Monday before nianze kufyat lol.

So kama you have something i can do please lemme know. TIA

Someone must have them.

sitting here at the backseat matatu while I overlook the lights from buildings as they shine, some Jorha Smith playing in my earphones, and I'm deep in thoughts

I want to be rich

so rich I don't know what to do with my money

my degree gives me a comfortable life

I want more, much more

I strive for so much more it literally physically hurts

yes I'm gluttonous for wealth, sue me

I want to sit at places my previous generations never got to

drive cars I never envisioned myself driving

seems far fetched huh?

yet my delusional self convinces me it's actually not

I can actually see myself in such places

again, I might be extremely delusional

my career is not rewarding if you look at it

especially in Kenya

so I don't know how I'll get to the top

all I know is that I will

I must

don't know when, but it'll happen for sure

by whatever means necessary

and it scares me

because I know I might choose an unconventional path to get there

and the risk outweighs the benefit

but I'm greedy like that

I'm far too gone I fear