u/MathematicianFine638

Nip sensitivity

I’m actually so jealous of people who have sensitive nips cause what do you mean you can get off from getting your Tu nyonyos sucked😭🙄Ebu mniambie nitafanya nini zangu zikuwe sensitive 😕and no I’m not getting my nips pierced 😭❌

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There’s nth gay about washing your ass

Can guys normalize washing their ass like actually take a rag,soap it and put your hand in between your crusty cheeks and scrub😭please ffs huku nje nikunuka mavi kunuka mavi tu😭I’m actually so disappointed seeing a fine guy but his sit down air is HORRID😭Like why is it so hard to just clean yourself back there Ik some guys are always like “That’s some gay shit” It’s not!!😭

I’d be way attracted to a guy who is clean and smells good over a guy who is so attractive but reeks .Even kwa mat that ka hewa that passes you when someone is passing to go to their seat or to alight the bus😭like cmon

Not all guys just some few rotten mangoes Huku wanawachomea 😭If you don’t wash your ass with soap just know that doodoo crust inakaukia hapo and mixed with sweat hio harufu inaeza ua so please let’s wash our arses tafadhali!!!

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 3 days ago
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Love stories

I was rewatching forever on Netflix (can’t wait for season 2🤗) and omgggg it gets me every time😫I’m such a sucker for love but I feel like men just annoy me🙄I can’t wait to experience genuine love tho🥹and I want to hear some of your stories.How you met your other half or maybe something you saw someone doing that restored your faith in finding love.

I wish I had a story to start us off 😭but nimedate Tu mafala so nipeeni hope I’ll get my love story some day🥹and please don’t dm saying you are the one for me sijui nini😂😂✋🏽

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 4 days ago

PNC

I am curious to know.It’s a silly question but do married couples also experience post nut clarity after they “make love”😭ama ni watu wa fornication na masturbation ndio huifeel🤔

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 6 days ago

Dad bod

I want to know would you classify this body type as a dad bod because I say this is a dad bod 😭but apparently dad bod ni ile uko na kitambi ya mbaba hukunywa beer and I’m trying to describe like someone who’s big n buff just without the abs and the defined muscles except za mkono pekee

Ps:Pia Kama uko nayo please feel free to send evidence 🫦🤭

u/MathematicianFine638 — 6 days ago

Straight to the point

The one day I decide to check my requests😭🤣🤣🤣omggg. y’all out here are so freaked out 🤣Anyway at least ameanza na Hi Lakini si angenijulia hali atleast 😭🤣

u/MathematicianFine638 — 6 days ago
▲ 21 r/Kenya

DUNIA IISHE ATP

Never seen a regime that has brought this much destruction.it’s like everyday it’s just sth negative 😭Ever since this guy entered that seat it’s been downhill na nisiskie fala ata moja anatry kusema ati amefanya kazi! ✋🏾

I wish there was a way we could get this man out sooner ju ni Kama ako na mapepo flani amebeba and now they are attacking us as a country.There’s so much shit going on….my spirit feels so overwhelmed and it feels like there’s just a dark cloud covering this country.

To add salt to injury this sicknesses sijui anga o Hantavirus just cause white people can’t understand the saying “Curiosity killed the cat”🤦🏾‍♀️Sasa Ebola ndio hio imerudi and it’s affecting our neighbors hapa Tu kando like wtf is going onnnnnn can Jesus just come back and take us cause I swear as an Empath I am overwhelmed like bad.Seeing this stories of kids being kidnapped and winding up dead is giving me mad chills.People dying everyday mainly ju ya kuuana like wtffff😭

Don’t even get me started on this insane fuel prices😭✋🏾

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 6 days ago

Help my AirPods won’t reset or connect

I work in hospitality and sometimes guests leave/forget things.One guest left this AirPods pro 2 and normally we reach out to them if they’ve left something.if they’d like to get it back we keep it for them till they come back and if they say it’s okay we can give them out, we either keep them or give them out.So I called dibs on this AirPods because the guest wouldn’t reach back out to us.I tried to connect them but when I open them it makes like a beeping sound then just blinks amber and it doesn’t turn white no matter how many seconds I long press the button behind also I can’t see them on my Bluetooth even find my iPhone is not picking them up.What could be the issue and is it fixable

u/MathematicianFine638 — 7 days ago
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Buying new iPhone

I want to get a new iPhone but hizi iPhone stores zimekuwa mob I don’t know which one to trust.Can anyone recommend store where he /she bought a device and it’s serving them well and a genuine store too.Unfortunately sometime in 2024 I bought a phone from Titanium phones na kiliniramba Simu ilijizima yenyewe kuenda diagnosis the mother board was the issue na pia battery was boosted.I don’t want that experience again so please recommend good stores and affordable ones too.

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 8 days ago
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Wacha niseme initoke For the longest time aki I’ve just felt like self exiting ni venye sijui the simplest method.😭I know my problems are not bigger than anyone’s but I feel things deeply like extremely deep than normal and it sucks.The only thing that will prevent me from self exiting is this particular job I’ve been eyeing abroad I’ve made my applications but unfortunately they take extremely long to get back to their candidates and each day feels like torture.I have no motivation to do anything else but that particular thing the course I’ve studied doesn’t even involve that particular thing and I know that people might say I’m being so dumb by not having a plan but tbh aki inafika point tu sijali aki cause I’m like if it doesn’t work out for me me ntajitoa tu. Here I am being forced to go back to school I don’t want to because that’s more burden on my parents of which I’ve just always felt like a burden.I’ve been in isolation for quite a while now(I love it a lot) and now I have to leave so that I can start going to school and I have no choice ju Wenye nyumba washasema. I feel like I’m in a cage and I have felt that for a long time not that my parents are bad they are just right for me but sometimes it just feels like you need to give love from afar.I need to be alone far away from here and I feel like I only have two ways to escape and that’s that job abroad or self exiting.Kazi nimetafuta it’s not been going well for me but I still have a lot to be grateful for and I am….I just wish I could give someone all this things someone who deserves and will appreciate it more na me I cease to exist because yohhh this feeling shit deeply is taking a toll on me mentally and emotionally ….I’ve thought about taking drugs especially for anxiety cause I also deal with that but sitaki kufika hapo and some have side effects that I don’t want to deal with .Sahi najiforce Tu niendee huko but everyone eventually has a breaking point na Mimi yangu inafika very soon 😭especially after holding everything in trying to stay strong for everyone else people coming to you telling you their problems uwasaidie alafu Wewe zako unalia kwa kitanda ukiomba Mungu anakuskia.I try to distract myself by playing vitu kama Roblox (YES AT KY GROWN AGE) but shit like that is temporary joy KPLC wakifanya ile kitu you are back to feeling like shit.I sleep a lot as a coping mechanism but kwa nyumba ya African parents ukilala sana Wewe ni mvivu hawajui you are going through it mentally.Yohh I really need a fresh new start😭any tips ki wikihow

EDIT:To make matters worse😭Everyone’s life around me is moving and I’m just there like an NPC.I know God blesses people time Yao ikifika but damn😭Eii si ata kitu kubwa mzuri inifanyikie tukuwe na sherehe kidogo

Another Edit (lol):I’ve written this pouring out my feelings praying and hoping that by the end of the year I’ll look back at this post and laugh n I’ll come and give my testimony here venye nimepata hio kazi🥹😭

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 17 days ago

There’s a story I’ve seen someone was telling but using AI.It was about a mother who would ask her daughter to lay down so she could insert an egg inside her nunu at first I thought it was done maybe as a ritual but upon checking the comments,I saw people saying their mothers did that to them when they were kids to test their virginity and to say I’m shocked is the least like has anyone experienced this before and is willing to share their experience

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 19 days ago
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I am sure we all sweat but sasa tuseme a lady seated next to you akae tuseme mmekaa kwa leather seats zile za black alafu aamke uone hio line inakuanga kwa hio seat like sth wet was there what would you do if you were needed to sit where she was sitting would you sit down hapo Tu ama and what would go through your mind would you judge them for it?like the wet spot on the seat

I am asking this because today I saw such a situation and the way the second party reacted especially being a fellow lady I didn’t expect her to act like she was repulsed by the girl who was seated and stood up and it remind me of a time when it happened to me but the guy next to me was not bothered by it I’m guessing cause he noticed my discomfort he didn’t make it a big deal and my situation was a bit more gruesome than the lady I saw today

By wet spot I don’t mean like a huge puddle of water😭😭ni ka line kadogo Tu even men who go to the gym and sweat wakikalia hio kiti and they get up you’ll see.It mainly happens to leather seats

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 19 days ago

I am sure we all sweat but sasa tuseme a lady seated next to you akae tuseme mmekaa kwa leather seats zile za black alafu aamke uone hio line inakuanga kwa hio seat like sth wet was there what would you do if you were needed to sit where she was sitting would you sit down hapo Tu ama and what would go through your mind would you judge them for it?

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 19 days ago
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Can we please talk about this France and Kenya deal.This dude being a sell out.South Africa refusing to participate.Western countries chasing France away yet this man is welcoming the colonizers again.Please can we discuss this because I have the worst feeling about this whole thing na naona kitaturamba 😭Why are such decisions not being made without the people being informed!!What tf happened to Democracy!??Ama ni Mimi Tu naona kuna shida hapa

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u/MathematicianFine638 — 22 days ago