u/Finally_BrokeAgain

Listen, You don't have to be a pick up artist. You dont need a "strategy".

Just shower, put on a deodorant, have a nice haircut. Just look presentable then go talk to random women in the streets. I'd vouch for Cbd, Riverside drive or Karen.

No small talks, don't try some weird shit like being sexual, maintain eye contact. Don't even try to grab her number unless you want something serious with her. just have a raw organic conversation. Its therapeutic Af!! You'll feel good the whole month.

I did it 7 times today, Got genuine laughs, a few confused stares and 2 extremely gorgeous women completely ignored me 😂. I do this shit after every 2 months

Your social battery needs charging too, Go do it bro

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Not trying to hate on the occasional smokers, but if you smoke blunts daily? Bro! Where is your animalistic Hunger for life? We live in a hyper-competitive jungle where everyone is clawing for a piece, and you're over here maneuvering through existence like a Slug.

Zero aggression, zero Zeal.

And don't even get me started on the hygiene. My guy I know you've smoked 40 blunts 🚬 this morning, but at least brush your teeth and scrub your tongue. Your mouth smells like a strippers unwashed asscrack 🤮

Not trolling, Almost everytime i beat my meat i always taste my load. It has a fruity taste with an earthy finish.

Last week I ordered 2 crossaints from Java and slapped my load in between them like a fancy spread. Shit was very nice, Y'all are missing out .

And before you ask, Nah! Nothing gay about it. It's literally just self love with extra carbs 😉

Look, I'm 6'0. If I date a woman under 5'6 I'm playing Russian roulette with my future son's vertical potential. It's either I'm going to be a genetic hero who saves your family or you're about to mess up my bloodline.

So I've implemented a rule: The shorter you are, the harder you have to impress me.

Last week a 4'11 girl showed up late. I said, Ma'am you're already starting at a deficit & you're late? My son is going to be 5'3 & have time management issues. I can't

It's pure eugenics and not misogyny!!

We need a Sub for fashion. Let's see how Kenyan redditors dress.How y'all thrift. I see Kenyans dressed nicely everyday in the streets especially ladies & I'm sure most of them are here too. I know @Remarkable_Age_1838 can't dress for shit.

I have been running around offices lately trying to get simple tasks completed, and I am genuinely baffled by lack of speed in the corporate world.

Most men in these environments move at glacial pace. If you don't stand over their shoulder and micromanaging them, they default to being lazy and have a shitty attitude about literally anything that requires effort.

I'm a high speed, high-efficiency person, and this has caused me to clash with almost everyone in the office. Im getting tired of being the "aggressive" one just because I expect a reply within an hour rather than 3 days.

Anyone else who has experienced this?