Mujhe peeche ke baalon mei dandruff hogya hai . Mei jabhi paadta hu toh snowfall girta hai .....
Daal mei baal deekhta hai toh sabse pehle mera haat meri pant mei jaata hai ... oh chalo achha ,yaha toh ganja nhi hora .
Ps: performed 1st set today , got few 😃 laughs , everyone seemed happy 😊.....
Amazing night .
I personally like modiji as a PM.
But BJP wale kahi baar jaada hee glaze krte hai...
For eg. Amit shah ek interview mei bata rahe thee ki modiji works so hard, unhone 3 dino tak apni tatti rokke rakhi thee .....
No shit , kyuki hagna toh unhe press conference mei hee tha... oh nvm , unhone press conference bhi rok ke rakha hai ....
Iska mtlb unhone 2 cheeze apne gaand ke dam pe rokke rakhi hai ...
Mei fir sochra tha jab 3 din tatti rokne ke baad 4th din pe jo hugaa hoga , usmei toh minimum 20 flushes lage honge .
Fir toilet se bolre honge" amit bhai , yei toilet kaam nhi krra ". Kyuki bjp mei sabki gandagi dabane ka kaam toh amit shah hee krta hai.....
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1.whenever military has to encrypt their messages , they tell modiji to translate the message in english .
2.The first "inside joke" was cracked, when sonia gandhi got pregnant
The second joke wasn't as good as the first one ... something very similar to Indira Gandhi's children..
6th grade mei , mall ke western washroom ke andar gir gaya tha ....
mera right wala buttock toilet ke andar suction hogya . Panic mei aake left hand se flush dubaye jaaraha hu . Flush ka flow bhi tornado jaisa tha ..
ab uske wajah se mei bhi ghumra tha... gol..... gol , baaju wale toilet mei koi banda imagica ki ad dekhra hai " imagica ei ei ya".
Ek hee body part tha mera jo logically kaam krra tha , wo tha mera lund ....
kyuki iss virgin lund ko pata nhi hai ....
tatti aur chut ke beechmei ka difference . Boner aagya tha mujhe
And for some reason right hand abhi spray pakdene ke koshish mei hai , left hand flush dabara hai right hand spray pakdene ke koshish mei .
This aptly described our country's political situation.
Right aur left ke beechmei , desh tatti mei gol gol ghume jaara hai .....
Fir mene wo kia jo mere papa ne mujhpe kardia tha ......
wo tha giveup...
Ab iss flush ke tornado mei gol ghumne mei mazza aane laga . Fir jab tornado khatam hua mei shaanti se western kamld ke bahar niklne wala tha tab hee realize hua ki meri right gand abhi bhi suction ke wajah se pipe mei hee fassi .
Then i did the most logical thing possible .
Mei firse uss hee kamod mei beth gaya
Mei 1st standard mei ekbar, mall ke western washroom ke andar gir gaya tha ....
2 taange bahar . mera right wala buttock toilet ke andar suction hogya . Panic mei aake left hand se flush dubaye jaaraha hu . Flush ka flow bhi tornado jaisa tha ..
ab uske wajah se mei bhi ghumra tha... gol..... gol , baaju wale toilet mei koi banda imagica ki ad dekhra hai " imagica ei ei ya".
Ek hee body part tha mera jo logically kaam krra tha , wo tha mera lund ....
kyuki iss virgin lund ko pata nhi hai ....
tatti aur chut ke beechmei ka difference . Boner aagya tha mujhe
And for some reason right hand abhi spray pakdene ke koshish mei hai , left hand flush dabara hai right hand spray pakdene ke koshish mei .
This aptly described our country's political situation.
Right aur left ke beechmei , desh tatti mei gol gol ghume jaara hai .....
Fir mene wo kia jo mere papa ne bohot saal pehle mujhpe kardia tha ......
wo tha giveup...
Ab iss flush ke tornado mei gol ghumke mazze lene laga . Fir jab tornado khatam hua mei shaanti se western kamld ke bahar niklne wala tha tab hee realize hua ki meri right gand abhi bhi suction ke wajah se pipe mei hee fassi .
Then i did the most logical thing possible .
Mei firse uss hee kamod mei beth gaya
kahi baar aapko realize hoga , ki zindagi mei har cheez serious nhi hoti .
yei same cheez mujhe bhi realize hui jab mei 1st std mei ....
western toilet ke andar gir gaya tha ....
panic mei aake flush dabaraha hu mei ... pehle tatti sirf neeche ke opening mei thee , ab flush ke baad har opening mei jaa chuki hai ...... peechle raat ko khai hui bhendi ke sabji ka bhi swaad aaraha tha .
fir mene jaise taise toilet ke seat mei se crawl krke bahar nikla , jet spray lia aur sabse pehle apne apne peechhwade pe maara . spray ke force ka mujhe andaaza nhi tha . Filter spray ka udke mere chhed mei atak gaya tha ..... abhi tatti nhi spaghetti nikal rahi thee......
ab mujhe maza aane laga tha , mei ab apne kamar ko gol ghumake chakli banaraha hu ..
Pehli baar bhendi ki chakli bante hue dekhi thee mene.