Top 5 Mother In Law Moments
I have known my mother in law for over 14 years now, and she is something else. I see people complaining about their MIL and I really need some destress, this is a progression.
Year 1: She told me that tattoos are cheap and carcinogenic (I have a tattoo)
Year 2: She got offended when I wouldn't let her come to my house while my husband was away to help garden. I asked her not to as I would garden and she told me I wouldn't do it right.
Year 3: She didn't write a speech for our wedding, after she was asked some 9 months earlier to speak, and she didn't say a single nice thing about me or us as a couple, just played a weird finger game where people had to follow her finger movements. Then afterwards she said "oh I didn't realise I would be speaking"
Year 4: I was pregnant and she told me I would never have a small waist again after having a baby.
Year 5: She told me I was making a rod for my own back by breastfeeding.