🚨URGENT: Need $4,782 by 6:13 PM or my hamster’s master’s degree gets repossessed (NO JUDGEMENT)
Hey Ya'll 🥺.
Wow. I literally cannot believe I’m doing this. I am the type of person who would NEVER ask for help, which is why this is my 9th post this week asking for help.
I’ve tried EVERYTHING.
Jobs? Applied to 700. Nobody wants to hire someone with my very reasonable availability of Tuesdays between 2:15 and 2:40.
Family? Can’t help. They’re also struggling because I already asked them.
Food banks? Unfortunately they only offer “food” and I need money.
Resources? Tried all of them. Every resource. On Earth.
Anyway, through absolutely no series of preventable decisions whatsoever, I now need exactly $4,782.63 before midnight or my apartment, car, phone, Netflix account, emotional support candle, and future bloodline will all be deleted.
Before anyone says “this seems suspicious,” I HAVE PROOF!!! I CAN VERIFY!!!
I can provide:
✅ a blurry screenshot cropped at a weird angle.
✅ a bill with 97% of the information covered.
✅ a photo of a sad-looking object.
✅ a paragraph saying “I’m not a scammer” (scammers famously cannot type this).
Please do NOT suggest:
budgeting
jobs
cheaper alternatives
selling anything
asking people I know
solutions
I am ONLY looking for advice (Cash App in bio).
And before anyone judges me: yes, my account was created 14 minutes ago, yes my only other post is “how do I withdraw PayPal without verification,” and yes I posted the same story in 47 subs with slightly different ages and countries, but I promise there is a very complicated explanation involving my phone autocorrecting “Ohio” to “Philippines”.
I don’t need luxury. I just need the basics:
rent
food
gas
a new laptop
moving expenses
my dog’s therapy crystals
$2000 to “get ahead”
Anything helps 🙏 Even $1. Even $500. Even $500 twice.
EDIT: Wow, didn’t expect all the negativity. Someone suggested I make an Amazon wishlist instead of receiving cash. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
EDIT 2: A beautiful soul helped me earlier. Proof that kindness exists ❤️ Anyway, does anyone have another $600?