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How long would it take for each character to get fired in real life?
I’ll start with Michael: probably Diversity Day (or whenever he did the Chris Rock routine the first time)
u/Educational-Lead-331 — 6 days ago
I’ll start with Michael: probably Diversity Day (or whenever he did the Chris Rock routine the first time)
I can think of:
- Million dollar sale with solely the sound of his voice
- Running 31 mph
- Leaving DM, starting MSPC from scratch, negotiating a multi-million dollar buyout (while also getting Ryan, who caused 100k+ dollars in losses for DM, his job back too)
- Back to back salesman of the year
- His book, The Fundamentals of Business, selling 1 billion copies
- His branch becoming the only successful branch at DM
- Saving the NHL All-Star Game from Goldenface
- Convincing David to not close Scranton, with the help of Dwight