u/Educational_Wave7597

Author’s Note: Hellooo friends! I wrote this one basically as a joke because I have a friend who told me to aaannnddd that’s basically the whole story XD. Originally this was supposed to be a series thing, buut I got a lil lazy. Who knows, maybe it will end up being a series. We’ll see how less lazy I can get. 

(I have a quick little detail about the speaker. If you read or fill this, the speaker can be any bird of your choosing. I chose a goose because, well iykyk lmfao. But you may change the bird and/or setting to better fit your wants and desires. IDK, I thought it would be a fun detail to add a lil more originality if you wish.:D If you'd rather keep it a goose, that's cool too!)

God’s speed to whoever reads/fills this mess, you’re a brave one soldier!

Rules:

I don’t know what the hell I’m doing so be nice to me:D Constructive criticism is allowed and encouraged so I can get better but still be kind. If you do anything with this script (edit it/fill it/react to it etc.) give me at least a lil credit dude. Keep this light and fun, it’s not meant to be a spicy or scary script it’s meant to be WHOLESOME so keep it that way please and ty! Sound effects, extra triggers, and other stuff are fine, go nuts dude.

Speaker: Basically, they’re a goose who’s been enamored with the listener for a while. One day they woke up after thinking about the listener and were suddenly able to speak English. A few weeks later they saw the listener lying on the ground and went over to them to make sure the listener was alright. 

Listener: They’ve had a long and stressful day and sat by a pond to distress. Eventually they end up falling asleep and wake up to a talking goose. They recognize the goose, and both the speaker and listener have a nice lil chat.

 Script:

(listener wakes up) Oh you’re awake! How’d you sleep?

(laughs)What do you mean who’s talking? Look to your right.

Hellooooo.(speaker says in a silly cheerful voice)

Yeah, you’re hearing that right. I am indeed the one talking to you. You must have….well… a lot of questions.

(listener panics)

Oh, no no no, don’t run! Please don’t run. Let me explain please just (pause) just calm down. I promise I’m not dangerous.

Yeah, I know. It probably would be a little scary to see a talking goose in front of you. 

I promise I’m harmless. I just wanted to make sure you were alright. Usually when someone is laying on the ground it’s because they’re either sleeping or dead. I wanted to make sure it wasn’t the ladder.

Hmm? You think you recognize me?

Yes, that’s right! You do know me. You walk by my pond every day on your way to work and feed me and my buddies bread or leftovers from your breakfast.

I always wake up early just to see you walk by and say hi. Well, as much as I could say hi at the time. I couldn’t exactly speak English at the time.

Or at least I used too.

You don’t come around as often anymore. 

Honestly it makes me kind of sad.

It’s alright. I understand. You probably have human things to do during the day.

Hmm?

Oh. I’m not sure how it happened. I remember thinking about you a few nights ago and how I wished I could speak so I could properly talk with you. 

Well, yeah. You are my favorite human after all. You have this look in your eye, like you’re ready to seize the day no matter what. Sometimes I see you walking back from… wherever you go in the afternoons and you have such a tired expression. I want nothing more than to just comfort you and make you feel happy again, just like how you make me feel happy every time you come see me.

Mhm! I’d really like to get to know you, especially now that I can have a proper conversation with you.

(excited)I want to know everything about you. I want to know your hobbies and interests, your hopes and your dreams, your favorite color, your favorite food (slight pause) Oh I’d love to know your favorite food. Every time you feed me your leftovers it tastes delicious. (pause) What is it? (asked excitedly)

Wowie, I have never heard of that before. It sounds tasty though.

What’s mine? Hmmm, I’ll have to go with…. uh…. Anything you’ve ever fed me. 

Okay okay (laugh) If I had to choose a common food I would choose bread.

Yep, any bread. White, sesame seed, wheat, oh and there’s this one I’ve had of called gluten free. What ever that means.

Bread is the peak of human made food. It’s delicious on its own, but you humans love to put stuff in between or on the bread, and it makes it taste sooo much better!

Sandwiches. Is that what they’re called? Huh, neat. I like sandwiches.

(pause)

Hmm? (pause)

Oh, my goodness you are so right. We did get way off topic there. Anyways, I was thinking of you and how much I wanted to talk to talk with you, and… then I went to sleep. The next morning, I woke up, and I could speak. 

I know, major plot hole huh? You’d think I’d have to wish on a star or something, but nope. It just kind of happened. 

A mystery for another day I suppose.

Even so, I’m still glad it happened. 

Honestly, talking with you, actually talking and not just the honks of thanks I used to give any time you shared your breakfast, has made me (pause) so happy. 

When did it start? About 2 weeks ago. The same night after the last time I saw you before today. 

Hey, can I be honest with you? 

It makes me really sad when you don’t come walk by the pond. Seeing you is always the highlight of my day. I know you have your own life and everything, but on the days that you don’t come it just feels empty and lonely.

Can I ask, why don’t you come around as often?

New job? Oh, that makes sense. What do you do now?

Wow that’s awesome! I bet you’re super good at that. You seem really smart and talented.

(pause of silence)

It’s nice, just sitting here talking with you. It feels like we’ve been best friends forever, just talking about the most random things and having a good time.

Hey, you never answered my question from before.

Did you enjoy your nap?

Yeah, that’s good. 

Hmm? Oh I was swimming by and saw you passed out. I got worried and flew over to you. I thought you were dead for a second, but then I saw your slow, peaceful breathing. Ever since, I’ve just been hanging around you, making sure nothing dangerous happens to you. 

I honked at a few humans that passed by who were being too loud and fought a mean squirl. I even chased all the other birds away so that you could get some rest. (said proudly but in a silly way.)

Why thank you, I do think I did a good job keeping you safe if I do say so myself.

Hmm? Oh… yeah…. You’re seeing that right. I did make a little nest around you. (said shyly)

I’m… sorry I just…you looked so peaceful sleeping, and then I started thinking about how cute you are just lying there. Then I started getting all emotional and it just kind of happened impulsively. 

Is that weird? Oh god that’s weird, isn’t it? Oh, great now you’re gonna think I’m a creep or something. As if a talking goose wasn’t freaky enough. (a bit panicked)

You don’t think it’s weird? You think it’s sweet?

Well, I’m glad you think so. I really like you and would never want to do anything to creep you out or hate me.

Hey, why did you decide to take a nap here anyway?

You didn’t mean too, you just had a long day at work and needed a nice place to relax?

Oh, I’m sorry you had a bad day today. I wish there was something I could do to make it better. Do you mind if I sit next to you? I’m not dangerous, I promise.

Well yeah, some geese are known to bite and be all… aggressive but that’s usually when we’re being territorial, possessive, or threatened. Right now you are the least threatening thing to me and the only thing I’m possessive over right now is you.

Well of course. I didn’t build a nest around you for nothing. I care about you, probably more than I should. I’m not sure why I care so much, or why you’ve made such an imprint on me, but you have. Honestly, I’m not mad about it. You’re amazing in every way.

Sooo… Can I sit with you?

Okay good. So, you wanna talk about it, or do you just want to sit here?

I don’t care which one you choose. I’m honestly just so happy that I can finally talk and be with you. I’d be more than content just sitting here staring at the sunset with you, if that’s what you want.

Yeah? Alright then. We can just sit here. 

Hey, I know that this may sound a little strange coming from…. well… a talking goose…. but do you want a hug?

I don’t know, I see humans doing it all that time when they feel sad or emotional, and I thought it might be nice, or at least maybe it would help. 

Well, I don’t exactly have arms, so I can’t rap them around you, but I can get a little closer and you can wrap yours around me, and we could just stay like that until you felt better. 

Does that sound stupid? 

No never mind it’s a stupid idea, why would you want to hug me? We just met and I’ve been nothing but a crazy mess ever since we started talking. Don’t listen to me I’m stupid, I’m sorry I-…

(listener laughs)

Oh god, why are you laughing at me?

Huh? A hug sounds nice? Are you sure?

Oh, well okay then. Here, I’ll just get closer. And you can wrap your arms around me whenever you want. 

(listener hugs the speaker)

Oh wow, this feels… nice. You’re so warm. I never knew hugs felt so good.

(speaker laughs) I’m soft? Well, I should hope so. I work hard to keep my feathers presentable. Very soft and fluffy? Why thank you. You’re so sweet.

We can stay like this as long as you need. Just relax here with me. 

(pause)

Hey, I know later you’ll probably have to go home, but can I ask something of you? 

Will you come visit more? Again, I know you have your own life and that you’re really busy, but I was hoping… 

I’m not really sure what I was hoping. All I know is that I miss you when you’re gone. So even if you don’t have time to talk with me, just seeing you walk by and knowing you’re still here is enough for me.

Really, you mean it? That’s amazing! You don’t know how happy that makes me.

Really?! You’re gonna bring extra bread tomorrow for me? Oh my goodness, you’re the best! I love you so much right now! I mean, I love you anyways but that just made me feel… gosh you’re amazing.

It’s a date then? (laugh) I’ll be waiting here for you.

For now, let's just stay here hugging like this for a little longer. 

Author’s Note: Okie dokie gang. Today we got a bit of a sad script. Idk, I’m a big fan of scripts about anything sad or bittersweet, so I thought trying to make a sad/bittersweet script might be fun. Well… ig fun sounds a lil insane It was fun for me to write at least. Anywhozeles, this concept is one that I’ve always found interesting. Also, because it's a knew writing concept for me, this script might be a lil short. Idk I write these little tangents before the scripts sooo we'll see how it goes. I hope you guys enjoy reading/filling this:D

Rules:

I don’t know what the hell I’m doing so be nice to me:D Constructive criticism is allowed and encouraged so I can get better but still be kind. If you do anything with this script (edit it/fill it/react to it etc.) give me at least a lil credit dude. Keep this light, it’s not meant to be a spicy or scary script it’s meant to be WHOLESOME so keep it that way please and ty! Sound effects, extra triggers, and other stuff are fine, go nuts dude.

Script Background:

The Listener comes to visit the Speaker's grave. The Speaker is talking to the Listener but the Listener can't hear them because they're dead. The Speaker thinks about the good times they spent together before they left the living world.

Small little notes if you wish to use it:D

(…), (Pause) Short pause

(italicized words inside of lines) Emphasis on that specific word

Script:

Hello love, it’s been a while. 

You look… different since the last time I saw you. Your hair is shorter, and you look more mature. In a good way of course. 

Not that you weren’t mature before. Heh, you were always wiser than me, that’s for sure. 

That’s one of the things I’ve always loved about you. You’ve always been so attentive, so intelligent, always thinking things out carefully. Like on our first date.

Do you remember that day? I remember it like it was yesterday. You showed up in that that nice blue shirt I’ve always loved, and matching jeans and jacket. You asked me if I liked your outfit. I was very confused at first. I’ve never been one for fashion after all. You always look more put together than me heh.

Of course, I told you that you looked stunning, because you did. You’ve always looked stunning in my eyes. After that you’d told me that you chose that outfit because you knew I loved that shirt on you. I knew from then on that you’d always be my person. No matter what, even after death. 

And that will always be true. You’ll always be mine, and I’ll always be yours. Even… even if it has to be like this. Constant visits from you, while I’m stuck here just watching. 

(sigh)

By the way, thank you for the fresh flowers. It’s been a while since they’ve been switched. The lawn guy got sick with the flu from what I’ve heard so it’s a little… less clean than I’d like it to be. The grass is overgrown in some places and the oak tree’s leaves are scattered everywhere. (laugh)

I wish you could hear how appreciative I am that you’re here in person. It sucks that I can talk to you, hear what you’re saying, hell I can even smell you. But I can’t hold you or kiss you. I can’t play with your hair or hold our hand or talk to you at all and it’s slowly eating away at me how much I still have to say to you.

I think about the night it happened, you know. The day I left.

I’d just woken up for work and made some eggs and toast while you munched on donuts you’d bought the night before. You got a little chocolate on your cheek somehow. You asked why I was smiling and I said, “You look like you had a war with that donut.” (laugh)

Then I grabbed you by the waist and kissed the chocolate off your cheek. 

You moved your head and suddenly I was kissing you on the lips… softly yet still electric.

God, every moment with you was electric. I felt like a shockwave of pure ecstasy every time you touched me.

I thought we’d have so many more mornings like that. 

I remember smiling to you as I walked out the door. After I was done with work we planned to go to that little Italian place you loved so much.

But...

Instead of coming home to you after work, I was laying lifeless on the street.

As I felt myself going I thought of you. I tried to fight it, I really did. As my breathing slowed and body drained of blood, I thought, “I can’t go yet. They need me with them.” But the impact from that car was just too much.

I’d lost… and just before my heart slowed, and eventually stopped, I remember whispering you’re name. 

I knew I shouldn't have walked to work that day.

I wonder what our lives would've been like if I'd just driven, or went another way.

Next thing I know, I’m standing over my grave and you’re crying on the ground.

I tried to say something to comfort you, to tell you I’m here. But… You didn’t move. You couldn't hear me.

I was helpless.

(Pause)

But… when you come visit me, I still talk. I like to think it brings you at least a little comfort in a… spiritual kind of way.

Sometimes I like to daydream of a world where I'm still there.

A lifetime where we still woke up next to each other. One where we got to sit at the kitchen table, talk, and laugh. One where we got to watch bad movies, and eat food that was horrible for us.

I wish the world in my daydreams existed,

I want to be in a world where I can spend everyday attached at your hip, constantly spilling out my feelings for you. Because god, there’s no end to how right you feel. 

(Pause)

But I can’t… Because that’s not the world we live in.

Heh, I’m not even alive at all.

(Pause)

Anyways… I don't want to talk about that right now. I just want to be happy to see you, alive and well.

Your very presence is enough to calm me.

I… I see you found the surprise I had for you in our closet.

I was planning to propose when I got home, right before dinner. I even wrote a whole cheesy speech  about how much I love you. You… Probably saw that too. I remember I left it right next to the ring.

I suppose the fact you’re wearing it means, yes?

I hope so at least.

I wish I'd been around long enough to be married to you. You deserve it. You deserve someone to love for the rest of your life. Instead you have... me.

Maybe one day you'll find someone else who loves you just as much as I do. You deserve it.

But, regardless of If you stay single or find someone new, if we’re married or not, if we’re alive or dead, one thing’s for sure.

I’ll always be yours. Screw till death do us part. Even after death, I’m still entirely yours.

And you’re mine. Mine to love. 

Because I do. I love you so very much.

I hope when it's you time to go, you can find me. and we can be together again.

(Pause)

You’re standing up now. I guess you have to go.

The sun is going down; you should probably go home soon. I wish I could come with you. I know I can't, but still.

I’m excited about your next visit.

I’ll be here, waiting for you.