[A4A] You’re Ruining My Tragic Death Scene [Script Offer] [Reverse Comfort] [Grumpy Sick Speaker] [Caretaker Listener] [Domestic Bliss] [Affectionate Bullying] [Comedy] [Sleep Aid] [ASMR-ish] [Hair Play] [Cuddles] [Wholesome] [Cozy] [Like A Pathetic Wet Cat]
Summary
>Your exhausted, grumpy partner / roommate hides in bed to “die in peace” after getting hit with allergies and a cold at the same time. But you keep interrupting their tragic demise with soup, medicine, hair play, and emotional support. Honestly? How rude of you.
Inclusivity note: Gender-neutral speaker and listener. No physical appearance descriptions. Includes coughing, sniffles, fatigue, and medicine-taking. Features cuddling, hair play, caretaking, and sharing a bed.
SFX: optional (intended for ASMR-ish vibe)
Improv: very welcome (see: my Terms of Use)
Ok for Monetizing
~900 words
🎙 VA notes
- Think: dramatic sick gremlin reluctantly being cared for
- Speaker is grumpy, dramatic, sick, exhausted, but not genuinely angry
- Relationship is intentionally vague and can be interpreted flexibly
- Sickness sounds (sniffling, coughing, sighing, blanket rustling) are important for atmosphere
- Allow it to breathe → pauses, sighs and all that
- Tone: starts grumpy and comedic → softens into warmth and comfort → ends soft, more comfort-seeking, slow, sleepy, intimate
Script here
Love,
King Anna
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