Where should I live?
Another one of these, I know I know.
-I'll be working in Seaport so I'd like a reasonable commute.
-I will off myself before I ever have roommates ever again. I need my own space to sit and grumble
-I'm 32F, single, and on the prowl. Functionally, this means:
- I'm currently working on getting my butt as big as possible. I need a gym within 10 min walking distance and that gym must have bountiful deadlift racks, a smith machine, barbells and trap bars galore, and a seated leg press. The clientele of this gym ideally includes nerdy funny men in their late 20s and 30s. They work, they lift, and then they go home, play dungeons and dragons, scroll reddit, and fall asleep.
- I'd also like the place that I live in to contain the aforementioned men, roaming about - not just in the gym, but literally everywhere - swarming - ready for me to accidentally bump into and drop all of my papers and say "Wow thank you soooo much for helping me pick these up!"
- I do also want friends, so gals and gays of the aforementioned type would be stellar too. 2 of my best friends died in the last three years (fuck drunk drivers, fuck cancer!), I'm traumatized, and I need to replace them.
-my budget its 5k per month. I've saved like a squirrel hoarding acorns for the last 5 years to be able to ball out, and now we're balling out.
Things I don't care about:
-noise level, budget
Things I don't want
-frat vibes, geriatric vibes
About me:
early to mid career-ish
nerdo
painter (love an arts and crafts night)
love a vodka shot but maybe like once every three months
have a 16-year-old hairless chinese crested dog, but willing to yeet her to a shelter for the right place. Jk, but I do have family in the area and she can go roost with them if needed
i like lifting
i love mcdonalds coffee.
looking for community and a young-ish place, but where it's normal to have had your first grey hair already and everyone has owned skinny jeans at some point