As you were
I overheard my friend reading a letter to someone over the phone.
"To the person or people of apartment 6A, I did not consent to the sound of unashamedly noisy sex. As a sex positive person, I fully support a healthy sex life, don't get me wrong, but I need my sleep, and I cannot get the sleep that I need when night after night I hear what sounds like bodies being slammed against walls, mattresses being used as trampolines, and people moaning and grunting at the top of their lungs. I hope the tone of this letter doesn't come off as prudish because I'm not a prude. I'm just someone who wants my neighbours to respect my boundaries the same way I respect theirs. I don't want tonight to be another night where I lie awake and wait for people to eventually cum before I can finally get some rest. FYI, you're really handsome, so I get it. I'm not saying stop having sex. Just please keep the volume down. Anyway, as you were."