u/ElCid1994

Practical manual for interviewing with dumbfucks - Rule #1

When looking for a job while unemployed, remember that the fool sitting in front of you during an interview is just one layoff away from being where you are. Look past his uptight exterior and see the scared corporate turd behind it. Listen to your gut when it tells you that the interview is not going well (because these days 99.9% of them are), and when the time comes to ask him a question, don't waste it on some "I want to sound interested and eager" bullshit. Ask him what's their corporate policy on layoffs. Then, enjoying watching him blinking like he’s sending Morse code for help. Regardless, of what he says, you just put a thought in his brain that will ruin his weekend. And that is awesome.

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u/ElCid1994 — 2 days ago

Practical manual for interviewing with dumbfucks - Rule #1

When looking for a job while unemployed, remember that the fool sitting in front of you during an interview is just one layoff away from being where you are. Look past his uptight exterior and see the scared corporate turd behind it. Listen to your gut when it tells you that the interview is not going well (because these days 99.9% of them are), and when the time comes to ask him a question, don't waste it on some "I want to sound interested and eager" bullshit. Ask him what's their corporate policy on layoffs. Then, enjoying watching him blinking like he’s sending Morse code for help. Regardless, of what he says, you just put a thought in his brain that will ruin his weekend. And that is awesome.

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u/ElCid1994 — 2 days ago
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Practical manual for interviewing with dumbfucks - Rule #2

As the old saying goes: "If you want to know what a person's true nature is, give him some power, and see what he does with it".  For the most of "interviewers", interviewing you is the only time they get to exercise any kind of power.  If you start feeling like they are acting like assholes toward you, they are.  Don't let them.  Don't listen to the doubts.  Don't try to make the like you.  Cut it short, and don't think twice.  You'll respect yourself in the morning.

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u/ElCid1994 — 2 days ago
▲ 2 r/LegionOfCubicleDamned+1 crossposts

Practical manual for interviewing with dumbfucks - Rule #1

When looking for a job while unemployed, remember that the fool sitting in front of you during an interview is just one layoff away from being where you are. Look past his uptight exterior and see the scared corporate turd behind it. Listen to your gut when it tells you that the interview is not going well (because these days 99.9% of them are), and when the time comes to ask him a question, don't waste it on some "I want to sound interested and eager" bullshit. Ask him what's their corporate policy on layoffs. Then, enjoying watching him blinking like he’s sending Morse code for help. Regardless, of what he says, you just put a thought in his brain that will ruin his weekend. And that is awesome.

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u/ElCid1994 — 10 days ago