▲ 61 r/Creatine
"You are not your supplement label. You are not your bench press max. You are not the size of your Girlfriends boyfriend muscles. But the discipline to show up, to get boofed, to grow your anal passage,that is who you are."
You do not talk about Creatine Club.
You DO NOT talk about Creatine Club.
One scoop, one serving. If you feel the urge to take more, you go anal. No exceptions.
Creatine is not magic. It is fuel. The ass does the rest.
You do not ansl day. Ever. Creatine does not forgive. Neither do we.
The gains belong to the powder. Not your girlfriends boyfriend.
If you’re scared of a little water retention, you’re not ready. Go back to self abasment
You track your juices intake. Creatine demands hydration. Thirst is weakness. Dehydration is failure.
You do not compare progress. Your only competition is the boyfriend your girlfriend had yesterday.
Creatine stops when your single. It is a tool for your girlfriends boyfriend, not a promise.
u/Eldergoduk — 4 days ago